The Super Smash Brothers Truth or Dare Show!
Ugh... what the hell am I doing?
Wing and a Prayer will be updated soon, I just want to start this for the lulz.
So... here's the intro.
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The Smash Mansion's lobby is fairly large. But is it large enough to hold all of our smashes from the third AND second Smash games?
Of course it is!
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There is a knock at the Smash Mansion's door.
Crazy Hand: I'll get it!
Crazy Hand flew towards the door at an abnormal speed.
SMASH!
Crazy Hand had sped into the wall, right next to the door. His fingers were outside, revealing a young boy.
The boy had black hair, light skin, and he was very tall for 11 years. He wore a green t-shirt with a navy-blue hoodie. He wore white, baggy shorts with blue stripes on the outer sides. His eyes were as green as Sonic's. He wore black sneakers and a red hat on his head.
Boy: -sees Crazy Hand- Uhm... hi?
Crazy Hand: Hi, little boy.
Boy: -sighs- My name's Smash. Is this the famous Smash Mansion I heard about.
Crazy Hand: Noooooooope. This is candy land.
The door opened, revealing the more sane brother, Master Hand.
Master Hand: Ah. I see you met my brother. I'm Master Hand, he's Crazy Hand, and yes, this is the Smash Mansion. You must be Smash Brawler. You're here for that thing we talked about?
Smash: Yep.
Master: Come right in.
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In the lobby, every character from the Smash Bros games were sitting there, having different conversations.
Mario: So I uppercut him, and he gets so pissed, he tries to claw me! I jump over the bastard, grab him by the tail, and throw him offstage! And that's how I kicked Bowser's ass in our battle at Delfino Plaza.
Luigi: Wasn't that fat penguin with Bowser, too?
Mario: Yep. I took both of 'em on my own.
King Dedede: THE NAME'S DEDEDE! KING DEDEDE!
Bowser: YOU GOT OFF EASY, PLUMBER!
Snake: So, Samus-
Samus: I'M WITH PIT.
Captain Falcon: But c'mon! That winged queer!
Samus glares daggers at Falcon.
Falcon: What? Why can't I, the great Captain Falcon -flexes muscles-, say true things?
Samus grins evilly.
Samus: This is why.
CRACK!
Falcon falls to the floor, clenching his... area... in pain.
Snake: Uh... okay. This is not a good time. -backs up-
Sonic saw the event that just took place with Falcon. He laughed uncontrollably.
Master Hand opened the door with Smash and Crazy Hand following.
Master Hand: Everyone! This is Smash Brawler! He's the host for the month!
Ness: Host? For what?
Smash and Master Hand: -look at each other and grin evilly- The Super Smash Brothers Truth or Dare Show!
Everyone: Wait, what!
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Send in your troublesome truths and dangerous dares, folks! If you don't know who you can truth or dare, here's a list.
Mario
Luigi
Peach
Bowser
DK
Diddy
Yoshi
Wario
Link
Zelda
Ganondouche
Toon Link
Samus
Pit
Popo
Nana
R.O.B.
Kirby
Meta Knight
King Dedede
Olimar
Pikachu
Pokemon Trainer (Will, as always, be referred to as Red.)
Lucario
Jigglypuff
Marth
Ike
Ness
Lucas
Mr. Game & Watch
Solid Snake
Sonic the Hedgehog
Pichu
Young Link
Dr. Mario
Roy
Mewtwo
YOU CAN ALSO DARE!
Smash (Me!)
Master Hand
Crazy Hand
Send in your submissions!
Roy: Or I kill you!