Note: It has been a long time since I played The Sims games so I'm assuming Sim characters are blank slates so this character is a little ridiculous.

Video Game Confessions:

Mike the Sims Character

Narrator: This is Dominic. Dominic works at a five star restaurant called The Pixel Palace. There, some of video games most popular characters come in to have a drink. Sometimes they share stories and even secret, for as we all know, what the bartender hears is confidential. Isn't it.

Dominic: So I'm sitting there, tending bar, when in walks someone I'd never expect: a sim's character. Now sim's characters have never come around here before but I could tell that he was tired. He was wearing a what an blue jeans, blank yellow shirt and a blue vest; and they were all raged, like they were dipped in water. He sits down at the bar and says "Give me whisky, lots of whisky" "What's your name? just so I could start tab."

"Mike."

So I pour him a shot of whisky and I ask him "So, what's going on Mike? You look exhausted." "Yea well it's been a long and intense day."

"Oh really?" I say, "What happened?"

He takes a shot. "Well, this morning half of the towns' Roller-coaster disappeared from the amusement park."

"Just disappeared?" I said in disbelief as I pour him another whisky.

"Just disappeared. When the park opened the roller coaster was in complete condition but part way through the morning twenty people got on the ride and all of the sudden all that was left was the loop leading into a ramp. The cart went flying off the ramp."

"Oh my God! Where did they land?"

"On my Uncle Larry's house. It's completely destroy."

"Oh my god, is your uncle okay?"

"Yea, he's fine. He was standing outside of his house when the cart crashed into it. He's okay, started panicking in one spot, allowing him to dodge the debris."

"Oh, that's lucky. Where's he now?"

"Last time I saw him he was still at same spot in front of his panicking."

A little surprised by that, I ask "Why?"

Taking another shot, "Think of it as his version of panic attack. I think my aunt was able to calm him down."

"Why do think

"Because before I could find out, Godzilla come into town destroying buildings and crushing people who were panicking in one spot. He wasn't even walking, I'm pretty sure he was dancing to his giant I-pod." I stopped him right there and in disbelief I asked "A giant I-pod? You honestly think they make monster sized I-pods?" "Yea, I work in the factory. Here." He then pulled out picture, it was the front of a building with title "I-Pod Jumbo Jumbo Size" To make sure I saw it right I took the picture to take a closer look. As far as I could tell it didn't seem photo shopped, so I handed the picture back to him. "Okay, so what happened with the I-pod wearing Godzilla?" He took another shot of whisky. "Well I actually have some skills as a sniper. So I got on the tallest building that hadn't been destroyed yet, and shoot it in the right spot to stop the I-pod from working. When the music stopped Godzilla examined for a minute and then left to go get a new one." "Well that's good. You saved your city from a horrific event. How could it get any worse?"

He just said flatly "Zombie outbreak."

"Okay, this is getting stupid. Really?"

"Yep. The government was working on cure for the flu."

"How do you turn a cure for the flu into a Zombie virus?"

He thought about it for a moment before replied with "Well, we did import some unknown chemicals from Racoon City for ingredients. Do you that had something to do with it?"

Only had to think about that for few seconds before I said "Yes, that would do it."

"What makes you so certain?"

"Have you ever been to Racoon City?"

"No, why? What's it like?"

"They were hit by virus that turned people into zombie's thanks to be Umbrella Corporation."

"Oh! That explains the symbol of an umbrella on the side canisters. There must've been spill at the factory."

"Well, now that you know that, what happened with the outbreak?"

"Well, a hundred people turned into zombies and everyone else-"

"Started panicking in one spot, right?"

"Yea, we did! It was so scary!"

"I could imagine." But then it hit me, and I asked him "Where you panicking in spot?"

"Yea, I was panicking in one spot."

"Then, how did you survive the outbreak?"

"Oh, I didn't, I'm dead."

It was just then that his arm fell off.

"Oh. That makes sense, sort of. So what about your town?"

He took the last shot of whisky and said "Oh, I saw a plane come by, it dropped a bomb on the city. So it's destroyed."

It was at that moment a man in a cloak and holding a long scythe walk through the door. I couldn't see his face but he could saw us and walked over to the bar.

"What can I get you?"

And in a high pitch voice he says "Actually, I'm just here to pick up this guy."

"Wait you're here for him?"

"Yea, let go corpse buddie"

Sims Character says, "Thanks for the pit stop Mr. Grimm Reaper." Then looks at me and says. "Have a good life Bartender." And I say questionably. "Have a good death." And that was it. The Grimm Reaper and him left the Pixel Palace to go God know where. I see a lot of strange things as a bartender, see a lot of strange things at the Pixel Palace. So I see a lot of strange things as a bartender at the Pixel Palace.

And that ain't no lie, swear to it.