This is a METMA challenge!
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~Disclaimer~ I own absolutely nothing!!! Anyone who says I do is a liar, a dirty rotten liar!!!
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Imagine that Hogwarts is starting up its own school newspaper! You can pick editors, writers, reporters -- whatever you want. But the fic must also include:
1. A Mrs. Dumbledore must be mentioned
2. Someone must bake a cake
3. Hermione must get a haircut
4. Crookshanks must die.
5. Someone must yell "Baka" which means "Idiot" in Japanese.
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Why can't Snape just bake the cake?!?
One day professor Dumbledore was going for a walk by the lake when he had an idea, he often had ideas when he walked.
So at breakfast he announced his idea. Everyone loved it! Snape loved it so much that he volunteered to be supervisor! Then he started eating musk sticks, but he wouldn't share! He ate the whole bag of musk sticks all to himself! Dumbledore was shocked and ashamed to have such a greedy person on his staff so he fired Snape!
"Get out of my school!" Dumbledore yelled "and don't come back until your willing to share and/or bake an 'I'm sorry' cake!"
"BAKA!" Snape yelled "UIKENDO NI KOORA O SHIMASHTAKA! WA-TA-MI-NO-MWA!"
"Professor Snape…" Hermione said "your stupid, uikendo ni koora o shimashta ka means that on the weekend you played a coke in Japanese… and wa-ta-mi-no- mwa is an obscenity in Phillipean! Idiot! I really like rice, the closest star to earth (besides the sun) is called alpha centuri and the brightest star is Sirius, its in the constellation canis major which is one of orions dogs…" and she went into a trance saying all this trivial stuff for about an hour then she just sed "well that's just a bit of trivia for the day!"
"What's that miss granger?!?" Snape asked sarcastically "you want me to show your cat how to swim?"
"NOOOOOO!!!!" Hermione yelled, but it was too late, professor Snape had taken Crookshanks and thrown him in the lake. Hermione jumped in the lake after him and pulled him out. Crookshanks sneezed so Hermione took him up to her dorm and they played nurse all afternoon.
~*meanwhile*~
Professor Snape had dug a hole to the centre of the universe and stayed there for 3 years and 3 months and 3 weeks and 3 days and 3 hours and 3 minutes and 3 seconds and 3 mini seconds and 3 micro seconds and 3 nano seconds, just to be exact, until one day he censed that everyone was having tea and scones without inviting him! 'how despicable' Professor Snape thought angrily
Then he emerged from his hole in the middle of the universe and said "hey! Why wasn't I invited for tea and scones?"
"because we don't like you because you didn't bake a 'I'm sorry' cake!" said Harry potter, who, by the way, is in his 8th year at hogwarts.
"what if I bake a cake then?" Snape asked
"if you bake a cake, we wont eat it! Its too late now!" said Dumbledore
"why?" Snape asked
"because if we eat cake now then it will spoil our dinner! Mrs Dumbledore won't like that!" Dumbledore said
"your not married!" Snape said "when did you get married?!?"
"last year!" Dumbledore said "come out darling."
Everyone looked over to the door to see Mrs Dumbledore enter the room, it was… Professor Tree-loony!
Professor Tree-loony was the editor of the hogwarts newspaper and Dumbledore, Harry, Hermione, Ron, and Draco (who, by the way, were in their 8th year at hogwarts) were the reporters for the newspaper.
"but I wanna ride the pony!" Snape shouted!
Then Crookshanks walked in, sneezed and died and Hermione ran over and yelled at Snape "you killed him!!!" and cried and got a haircut!
Then Snape caved in and started a cooking show, the first episode was to bake a cake… but on the way to the studio he tripped over and landed on an iron ball. He cried and cried! Boo hoooo!!! then peeves had to fill in, so peeves baked a cake and showed everyone how to do it properly because he is the master a baking cakes!
The end…
Or is it?!?!?!?!
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AN: tell me what ya think!!!!!!!
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~DaEvilBunny~
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~Disclaimer~ I own absolutely nothing!!! Anyone who says I do is a liar, a dirty rotten liar!!!
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Imagine that Hogwarts is starting up its own school newspaper! You can pick editors, writers, reporters -- whatever you want. But the fic must also include:
1. A Mrs. Dumbledore must be mentioned
2. Someone must bake a cake
3. Hermione must get a haircut
4. Crookshanks must die.
5. Someone must yell "Baka" which means "Idiot" in Japanese.
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Why can't Snape just bake the cake?!?
One day professor Dumbledore was going for a walk by the lake when he had an idea, he often had ideas when he walked.
So at breakfast he announced his idea. Everyone loved it! Snape loved it so much that he volunteered to be supervisor! Then he started eating musk sticks, but he wouldn't share! He ate the whole bag of musk sticks all to himself! Dumbledore was shocked and ashamed to have such a greedy person on his staff so he fired Snape!
"Get out of my school!" Dumbledore yelled "and don't come back until your willing to share and/or bake an 'I'm sorry' cake!"
"BAKA!" Snape yelled "UIKENDO NI KOORA O SHIMASHTAKA! WA-TA-MI-NO-MWA!"
"Professor Snape…" Hermione said "your stupid, uikendo ni koora o shimashta ka means that on the weekend you played a coke in Japanese… and wa-ta-mi-no- mwa is an obscenity in Phillipean! Idiot! I really like rice, the closest star to earth (besides the sun) is called alpha centuri and the brightest star is Sirius, its in the constellation canis major which is one of orions dogs…" and she went into a trance saying all this trivial stuff for about an hour then she just sed "well that's just a bit of trivia for the day!"
"What's that miss granger?!?" Snape asked sarcastically "you want me to show your cat how to swim?"
"NOOOOOO!!!!" Hermione yelled, but it was too late, professor Snape had taken Crookshanks and thrown him in the lake. Hermione jumped in the lake after him and pulled him out. Crookshanks sneezed so Hermione took him up to her dorm and they played nurse all afternoon.
~*meanwhile*~
Professor Snape had dug a hole to the centre of the universe and stayed there for 3 years and 3 months and 3 weeks and 3 days and 3 hours and 3 minutes and 3 seconds and 3 mini seconds and 3 micro seconds and 3 nano seconds, just to be exact, until one day he censed that everyone was having tea and scones without inviting him! 'how despicable' Professor Snape thought angrily
Then he emerged from his hole in the middle of the universe and said "hey! Why wasn't I invited for tea and scones?"
"because we don't like you because you didn't bake a 'I'm sorry' cake!" said Harry potter, who, by the way, is in his 8th year at hogwarts.
"what if I bake a cake then?" Snape asked
"if you bake a cake, we wont eat it! Its too late now!" said Dumbledore
"why?" Snape asked
"because if we eat cake now then it will spoil our dinner! Mrs Dumbledore won't like that!" Dumbledore said
"your not married!" Snape said "when did you get married?!?"
"last year!" Dumbledore said "come out darling."
Everyone looked over to the door to see Mrs Dumbledore enter the room, it was… Professor Tree-loony!
Professor Tree-loony was the editor of the hogwarts newspaper and Dumbledore, Harry, Hermione, Ron, and Draco (who, by the way, were in their 8th year at hogwarts) were the reporters for the newspaper.
"but I wanna ride the pony!" Snape shouted!
Then Crookshanks walked in, sneezed and died and Hermione ran over and yelled at Snape "you killed him!!!" and cried and got a haircut!
Then Snape caved in and started a cooking show, the first episode was to bake a cake… but on the way to the studio he tripped over and landed on an iron ball. He cried and cried! Boo hoooo!!! then peeves had to fill in, so peeves baked a cake and showed everyone how to do it properly because he is the master a baking cakes!
The end…
Or is it?!?!?!?!
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AN: tell me what ya think!!!!!!!
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~DaEvilBunny~
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