Naruto

"Hello everyone and welcome to……" A giant sign lit up that said, "The Moment of Truth." Then this cheesy music started playing and for some

reason, the audience clapped for no reason. "The Moment of Truth. I'm your host, Mark Walberg (……*snicker*), and I will be hosting this show.

Since our ratings are down, we got some famous guys from a TV show on the show. Our first hyperactive contestant is a ninja wanting to be

hokage, meet Naruto!" said the host, happily. Naruto jogged onto the stage happily. "Now, the main rule of this game is……… tell the truth. And

we have some of your closest friends." said Mark. Iruka, Sasuke, and Sakura were sitting down, kinda bored. "Now they can press that button,

and your question will be canceled. Got it?" asked Mark. "Puh… he couldn't remember his mom's birthday." said Sasuke, coolly. Naruto balled up

a fist. "What'd you say, punk?!" yelled Naruto. "Okay, then, when is your mom's birthday?" asked Mark. Naruto paused. He dumped his head

down is depression. Sasuke looked like he accomplished something.

"All right, first question." said Mark. "I'm dominating this competition!!" yelled Naruto, confidently. "Have you ever killed a man for ramen?"

asked Mark. There was a pause. "Yes." said Naruto, uneasily. The audience wasn't very surprised. "So that's why someone else had to run the

ramen shop." said Sakura, staring at Sasuke, who was staring at Mark, who was very creped out. "Okay……. Second question, who really killed

the 3rd hokage?" asked Mark. "…………………… I did." This time the audience gasped, because Iruka was the one who said that. "But, why?"

asked Sakura, in a whinny voice. Iruka slapped her, then Sasuke snickered. "Because I wanted Naruto to be hokage NOW!!" yelled Iruka.

FLASHBACK…

"You will never make another hand sign again!!" yelled the 3rd hokage. The reaper ate up Orochimaru's chakra and left, forgetting about the

3rd hokage. "Hey, what do you know!" said the 3rd hokage, happily. "That ain't right." said Orochimaru, and left. The 3rd hokage was

celebrating like a little girl, until suddenly, a kunai stabbed him in the back and he fell over smiling. Iruka celebrated and ran back to the women

and children in the big statues. Back to the present… Iruka tried running out the emergency escape door, but was stopped by Konohamaru.

"What are you gonna do?" asked Iruka, laughing. Konohamaru pulled out a shotgun and fired. "I'm taking you down with me." said Iruka,

pulling out a kunai and stabbed Konohamaru. They both fell over. No one really noticed. "Question 3, have you ever stolen Sakura's bras?"

asked Mark. Naruto shuddered, stole a look at Sasuke, and whispered, "Sasuke, push the button." Sakura socked Sasuke in the face (gasp!)

and yells, "Come on, Naruto. What's your answer?!" She then smashed the table in half. Naruto fiddled with his hands. "Wait a second!!! Don't

I get another friend at the table?" yelled Naruto. "Oh… that's right, Iruka got killed by a midget." said Mark. Two producers walked outside and

grabbed the nearest hobo. They dumped him inside. "Uh……" Naruto was confused. "Hey, I'm Chuck." said the hobo. "Whatever, just press the

button." said Naruto. The hobo looked at the crazed girl and shuddered. Then he sat down and ate a penny.

"Okay Naruto, you have to answer the question, and we all know the answer." said Mark. "Fine………… yes, I took one of her bras." said Naruto.

Sakura's eyes flared and she grabbed a broken table piece and ran toward Naruto. It took three unlucky producers to hold her down till the

show was over. "Okay, your fourth question. Do you find it cool to have Hinata stalk you?" asked Mark. "No, it's kinda creepy." said Naruto. A

sad Hinata ran out of the audience crying. "Okay… your fifth question. When you're alone, do you make ear wax figures of Sasuke?" asked

Mark. "Why would you even ask that?!" yelled Naruto. Mark shrugged. "No, I do not." A giant alarm went off. "What?! I didn't lie!!!!" yelled

Naruto. Two producers dragged Naruto to his apartment, opened the closet, and saw about twenty figures of Sasuke in there. "I'm holding

those for Sakura……" said Naruto, uneasily. They got it all on camera, so the audience laughed, including Mark. "Okay, you can release her."

said Mark. The two producers, there was three, but he died, let her go. She rushed off to Naruto's place. They all watched Naruto get a

beating, Sasuke got a black eye, and the show's ratings went up. Tune in for the next exciting chapter of 'The Moment of Truth!'