It was 3am when Dean woke to find Castiel sat on his bed holding onto Sams laptop
"Cas what's wrong and does Sam know you have that?"
"Yes he said I could borrow it as long as I let him go back to sleep"
"Um ok but that still doesn't explain what you're doing sat on my bed in the middle of the night"
"I've been thinking about you said to me and I need your help"
"I've said a lot of things to you Cas; would you like to be a little more specific?"
"You promised me I wouldn't die a virgin and it got me thinking that I've never been in love, I think I should be in love before I have sex"
Dean stared open mouthed at Castiel
"So will you help me?"
"What do you want me to do?" Dean was beginning to feel uncomfortable
"I found this website" he showed the laptop to Dean to reveal a dating website "and I've started writing a profile but I wanted you to read it before I submit it to make sure its ok. I'm not very good at these things" he looked sheepish.
"OK" Dean too the laptop and read through Castiels profile.
"Cas, no this is all wrong" he said after he finished reading "this isn't going to get any replies. I mean you don't go on a dating site and list killing Lucifer as your biggest ambition in life"
"But it is" Castiel replied earnestly
"I think maybe you need to bend the truth a little" Dean told him "and your job description needs to be altered"
"What should I say I do for a living?" Castiel said tilting his head to the side.
"Maybe change servant of god to civil servant" Dean suggested "and instead of fighting evil as your hobbies maybe you should put something a little more common like football"
"But I don't like football" Castiel looked at him in confusion
"Ok well what do you like? You must have some kind of hobby. What do you do when your not here?"
"Remember when you left me waiting for four hours so you could get some sleep?" Castiel asked
"Yeah"
"Well I was bored and I went for a walk and the only thing I could find that was open was a bingo hall so I went in and I played"
"You played bingo?" Dean asked in disbelief
"I didn't like it at first" Castiel admitted "but once I got the hang of it wasn't so bad and I won $300"
"Cas we are not putting bingo down on your hobbies" Dean protested
Castiel though for a minute "I like going to the movies"
"When do you go to the movies?" Dean seemed surprised.
"Sometimes I pop in when you and Sam are asleep"
"Ok, well I guess we could put that" Dean said "What else?"
"Music"
"Really" Dean shot him a dubious look "name one band or singer"
"Avril Lavigne" Castiel answered
"You like Avril Lavigne?" Dean questioned
"Yes"
"I'll just put music and leave it at that" Dean told him "you haven't put what you're looking for in a woman" Dean began typing then pressed send
"Hey" Castiel objected "what did you just do?"
"I said you were looking for friendship and possibly a relationship and you have a good sense of humour and enjoy walks and trying new things"
"But hardly any of that is true" Castiel argued.
"It's just twisting the truth slightly" Dean argued "and at least it someone thinks you have a sense of humour they might think you're joking when you say something strange?"
"Why would I say something strange?"
"Cas you always say something strange. Do I need to remind what you said to that stripper?"