This is a parody of "If I Were a Boy" by Beyonce and this is my first fic thing so yeah. I hope you like it. haha C= Also, TELL me if there are any mistakes. Please.
The POV on this is just myself because I'm on Team Edward. haha I'll probably make a Jacob one about Bella or something but yeah. Tell me what you think of it. Please&Thank-you!! Review!
If I Were Edward
If I were Edward,
Even just for a day
I'd go to my closet, throw on whatever Alice wanted and go
Go hunting with the guys
And chase after cougars
I'd drain about two of them
And I'd never get confronted for it
'Cause they know what I like
If I were Edward,
I think I could understand
How it feels to love Bella
I swear I'd be very patient with her
I wouldn't forgive her
'Cause she don't know how it burns
When you don't get the one you wanted
'Cause he's taken by Bella
And everything you want is gone
If I were Edward
I would throw away my phone
Tell everyone I lost it so they'll leave me alone
I'd forget her first
Then I'd get up and leave her
'Cause I know what she did
With that idiotic dog, Jacob
If I were Edward,
I think I could understand
How it feels to love Bella
I swear I'd be very patient with her
I wouldn't forgive her
'Cause she don't know how it burns
When you don't get the one you wanted
'Cause he's taken by Bella
And everything you want is gone
It isn't too late for you to come back boy
It is not a mistake to think I'd forgive you like that
If you thought I wouldn't wait for you
You thought wrong
But you're just Edward
You don't understand (Yeah, you don't understand, oh) how it feels to love a girl
Someday you wish you were a better chooser
You didn't pick me
You don't know how it feels
Until you lose the one you wanted
Because she is taken by Jacob
And everything you wanted is gone
But you're just Edward
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