*Italy calls Statefarm*
Germany, Japan, and Romano: Ja?/Hai?/Si?
Italy: Ciao! I just wanted to-a talk!
Germany: I'm busy Italy, call back later ok?
Italy: *saddened* But why Doitsu?
Japan: Are you in need of herp Itary-san?
Italy: *crying* I-a hit a pole looking at a kitty!
Romano: I told-a you to be-a careful idiota fratello!
Italy: Imma sorry!
Japan: Herp is on the way Itary-san.
Italy: Is it Doitsu?
Germany: Nein.
Italy: BUT I-A MISS YOU GERMANY!
Romano: *throws up*
Germany: *sighs* I'll be right zhere Italy.