Dear, Dib-Stink.
If you are receiving this letter, FILLTHHY PIG BREATH.. I been rethinking this whole taking over earth thing, BUT THAT DOES NOT MEAN I LIKE YOU! Last night, they have tried to kill me. I decided to send you this letter to tell you.. THAT I HATE YOU AND DO NOT LIKE YOU AT ALL YOU FILTHY EARTH BLETH!
~ Zim. ( DOES NOT LOVE YOU! )