So uh….yeah! This is my first chapter of "One Piece at a time". This is the first fanfic I have ever written ever. I've decided to do a quite uncommon pairing for my first ever story. I wanted a bit of a challenge. I'd also love some constructive criticism. But so help me god, if you give me a bad review….

I'm sorry, I've got off topic. Here we go. __

Disclaimers n' Stuff: I do not own One Piece or any of its characters, because if I did, I'd be flaunting it like a jackass. Damn you Oda, you lucky bitch.

Summary: Late in the day, Chopper begins to study in the infirmary. Chopper's line of thinking strays away from medicine, and he starts to have some weird thoughts.

Title: Weird Thoughts

Genre: Romance

Pairing: ChopperxRobin

How can I like her…

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How could she like me?

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Is it even possible for her to like me? I mean… I'm a reindeer…Robin's a human… That wouldn't even work out, would it………………….. Yeah, I should just drop it then…

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Daah!! I can't even concentrate on this damn book! "Different Herbs and how to Use Them". Who cares about that right now! I can't stop thinking about it! I can't stop thinking about HER! Is this even normal for an animal? To be attracted to a human? No! It's just not right! And yet………

"No, Chopper, get a hold of yourself. Get rid of these weird thoughts and get to reading this book." Chopper firmly said to himself, as if talking to someone else in the room.

Chopper focused on the small, candle lit text on the page in front of him.

"In the written record, the study of herbs dates back 5,000 years to the Sumerians, who-"………………….

Damn it! What could I even do to even show her how I like her anyway? She would probably just laugh… But that doesn't seem like Robin to be that heartless… She's always been the most kind and understanding of the crew… I could just tell her, and see how it turns out. But…. I'm only fifteen… isn't she much older than I am? I remember her telling me she was 28… Yes! That's much, much too old! We're like, thirteen years apart! Why should I be even thinking this?

It's not just her personality either……. She's beautiful….. Her long, silky black hair… Her soft calming voice... Her sweet scent, which makes you feel as if you're laying in a meadow of flowers… Her nice, curved, body with its smooth tan skin…. And her breasts….

NO. NO. NO. NO. NONONONONO. Do NOT even start thinking about that! That's wrong! You're a pervert for even starting to think that far.

It's impossible…

The door to the Infirmary creaked open, letting in the sound of the sea.

It'll never happen…

"Chopper."

Don't get your hopes up.

"Chopper…"

Man, I'm stupid…

"Chopper!"

The exclamation and the small, tight, hug given to him suddenly tore him from his thoughts, making him slightly jump. None other than Robin released her grasp around his small fluffy body. It took Chopper a moment for the realization that he had just basically been CUDDLED by her to sink in. "Dinner is ready, Chopper-kun." Robin said with a slightly surprised expression, also realizing what she had just done.

"Shall we go then?" Robin asked, gasping his hoof.

"Y-Yeah, ok…"

Just as he finished his sentence, Chopper was surprised to see a slight blush, yet an expression of satisfaction upon Robin's face as she turned to the door to leave.

Chopper left, heart aflutter, and headed for the kitchen with Robin.

You know………….maybe I might just tell her how I feel…

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