The following is a fan parody song inspired by an actual comic book panel. In Loki: Agent of Asgard 1 (also featured in the graphic novel compilation Loki: Agent of Asgard: Trust me) there is a scene of Loki in the shower singing a song. The song used is a slightly altered version of "The Wizard and I" from Wicked, the Broadway musical, originally sung by Idina Menzel.

Since only a handful of the lyrics are given in the comic I have decided to write out the whole re-imagined song as Loki would have sung it.

So in short this is the full version of the song Loki was singing in the shower in Loki Agent of Asgard Issue 1.

The Wizard and Thor.

Oh, Loki, my boy,
Many nights Thor has waited
For a gift like yours to appear.
Why, I predict as Thor's Wizard
I could be Asgard's
Magick grand vizier!
Freyja, my dear,
Will re-write my story to tell of me-
Tell them of me in advance.
With a talent like mine, dear
There is a defin-ish chance
If I work as I should
I'll be seen as good:

Did it all really just happen?
Could they have really understood?
My weird past they've tried
To suppress and hide
Is a talent that could
Help me be a Wizard
That will be seen as good...
So I'll play my role as good...

While I am Thor's Wizard,
Once I prove my worth,
And then I'll be Thor's Wizard-
What I've waited for since-
Since my re-birth!

And with all my Wizard wisdom,
By my past Thor won't be blinded.
Do you think that Thor is dumb?
Or, like The Avengers, so small-minded?
No!
He'll say to me,
"Loki,
I see who you truly are -
A God on whom I can call for!"
And that's how we'll begin
The Wizard and Thor:

Once I am trusted as the Wizard
My whole life will change.
'Cause once Thor's with the Wizard
No one thinks you're strange!

No all-father is not proud of you.
No brother acts ashamed.
And all of Asgard will love you
When a wizard you're acclaimed.

And this gift or this curse
I have inside
Maybe at last I'll know what for
When we cross this land -
The Wizard and Thor!

And one day, he'll say to me,
"Loki,
A God who is so full of mystery,
Shouldn't a God who's so good inside
Have a matching known story?
And since folks here, to an absurd degree,
Seem fixated on your old villain history,
Would it be all right by you
If I completely exonerate you?"

And though of course,
That's not important to me.
"All right, why not?" I implore.
Oh, what a pair we'll be
The Wizard and Thor;
Yes, what a pair we'll be.
The Wizard and...

Unlimited...
My new tale is unlimited.
And I've started to write a new story.
Almost like a prophecy.
I know - it sounds truly crazy
And true, the plot's still hazy
But I swear, someday there'll be
Tales told throughout Asgard
That's all to do with me!

And I'll stand there as Thor's Wizard,
Feeling things I've never felt.
And though I'd never show it,
I'd be so happy, I could melt!
And so it will be
For the rest of my life,
And I'll want nothing else
Unless I die.

Held in such high esteem.
When people see me they will scream
For half of Asgard's favorite team.
The Wizard
And Thor!