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Max,

Incest is any sexual activity between close relatives.

What exactly did Derek ask you?

Don't show this letter to anyone.

-Jace

Jace,

All Derek said was that he didn't think Clary was a virgin before he met her, and then he asked about you and if you and Clary were into incest.

Um...DID you?"

-Max

Jacshole,

Clary's freaking me out.

She's my best friend and I love her, but she's lost some weight over the month, and she's paler.

I asked Derek, and he said that she's fine, just misses Luke and Jocelyn-they moved to Idris last week-but I doubt it. She seemed happy after they left.

Max is acting sketchy too.

Can somebody please tell me what the hell is going on around here?

-Izzy (You can forget the hugs and kisses)

PS-I got a gucci purse for ten dollars at a sale two days ago. It's adorable!

Jace,

Please help me.

Izzy got a new purse, cootchie or something? Anyway, she won't shut up about it. Plus, she's trying to get rid of all your stuff on ebay.

I think it's payback for all those bras and thongs...

-Alec

Jace,

What the hell have I ever done to you? Do you know what Izzy's been doing to me? She sent me to get tampons and condoms for her-which is your job-and dragged me to go shopping with her.

She didn't let me get any glitter, and she made me try on a mini skirt. With a THONG.

What's so great about gucci?

Be the glitter.

-Magnus

Jace,

I feel like I'm writing to my imagination.

Were you ever real?

Were those kisses nothing?

Was that laugh just a part of this twisted delusion?

I hate you. I didn't mean it that night you left. But I do now.

-Clary

A/N

Short, I know. But it's not the last one...

Review, please?

xoxoxoxoxo

StalkingJace