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Remus was sick of working at customer service. People always just seemed to complain. The fact that he a wizard, werewolf even decided to work at Target was beyond him. Anyways, it was two days before Christmas and a lot of people were hogging up the place.

Remus felt the beginnings of a headache as he dealt with the fifth elderly woman today that thought the sweaters were $9.99 but were actually $11.99.

"Son there was a whole rack that said $9.99." The woman replied.

'It's just three dollars! 'He wanted to scream. "I'm sorry ma'am but you are not the first person to say that (or the last) It's $11.99."

"Oh…" The old woman looked disappointed and left the sweaters behind. Remus sighed guiltily. Why couldn't old people just read the price tags? He turned from the register to organise some clothes thinking of the job at Burger King he should've taken.

"Uh- hello, excuse me I'd like to exchange my wank for yours."

"Excuse me? Who do you think you are?" Remus whirled around angrily.

"Sirius. Sirius Black." Sirius smiled

"SIRIUS!"

Remus practically threw himself at him.

"Well someone's happy to see me."

"Oh thank Merlin, I'm glad to see proof that there is a world out of this godforsaken Target!"

"Huh. Well come on leave this Muggle hobby and let's go dancing Bee Gees's style." Sirius leaned over the counter his face a couple inches from Remus's.

Remus smiled. "Oh you. It's called a job- maybe something you should consider."

"But its summer."

"Exactly."

Sirius pouted. "Mooonnnyy!"

"Sirius move I have another customer." Remus pushed the aniamagus's face out of the way. He assisted the sixth elderly woman today then turned to Sirius, who was watching with fascination.

"Wow. That was hot."

"Really?" Remus raised an eyebrow. "You should see me to returns."

Sirius grinned. "I'd love to."

"No go home."

"Remus!"

Remus frowned.

Sirius pouted.

Someone had to give!

"Remus!" Remus turned to a blond haired green eyed boy. "Yeah Matt?"

"Boss gave us the day off."

"You serious?"

"No I am." Sirius cut in. Remus rolled his eyes.

"Yeah… here's the book you lent me it was cool. Werewolves rock!" Matt smiled.

Remus blushed. Sirius growled.

"Oh thanks, see you Monday."

Matt nodded then left.

"Really?" Sirius exclaimed when he had gone.

"Shut up." Remus muttered then gracefully jumped over the weird little door thing that is supposed to keep the workers enclosed or keep really little people out(I don't know). "Yeah now you're away from Matt."

"Matt? He's married idiot, besides you shouldn't be jealous- I'm yours, 'member?" Remus hugged his neck.

"Oh I 'member." Sirius said in the werewolf's ear. Remus blushed, but realized elderly people were watching.

"Come on." Remus pulled Sirius's hand outside to where his crappy Toyota was parked. Remus leaned against the car as they snogged but stopped when they moved to another car setting off the alarm. They laughed and got into Remus's car.

"Hey Moony?"

"Hmm?" Remus replied as he seat belted himself and his helpless pureblooded boyfriend.

"Matt isn't really married is he?"

Remus sighed. "No."

"I knew it!"

"I'm sorry but how can I prove my loyalty?"

"You could just tell me… or take a lie detector test...or swear on your chocolate frogs."

"Fine. I Remus John Lupin solemnly swear on my chocolate frogs that I am loyal to you."

"Thank you."

"You're welcome."

"…so why are those sweaters $11.99?"

Remus let his head smack against the horn of the car. "…I hate customer service."

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