Archiving: Dolphin Haven. Or whatever...
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He should have seen it coming.

He really should have. It wasn't something new in his life after all. Women seemed to
flock around him like it was a law of nature or something really, much to the dismay
of everybody else living at the mansion. Everyone that had reached puberty and was
a male anyway.

This latest girl that got the idea that she would succeed in seducing him was
a bit too much though. No, scratch that. Not a bit. Way too much and beyond
the limits of the known universe to tell the truth.

She wasn't exactly subtle either and was doing everything she could to
win him over. Just about the only thing she hadn't done already was to
rip off her clothes in public but was probably only a matter of time,
that's how unsubtle she was. The fact that he already had a girlfriend
wasn't a deterrant either apparently. She seemed to see that as just another
challenge in her quest to get Logan's attentions.

Logan didn't know what to do about it or if he should do anything at all. Maybe
just let her grow out of it? He desperately wished it was just a crush or
an infatuation that would die eventually.

But this had gone on for half a year already! And the girl just didn't know
when to quit.

He needed a plan! A good one. Hook her up with somebody else? Maybe that
Cajun boy. At least that would make Gumbo take his eyes off Marie if he
managed to hook those two up.

But how? He had no clue whatsoever.

The only thing he knew was that Jubilee was about to make him jump onto that bike
and head for Brazil!

There's a limit to how much even a bad-ass can take after all.