Hey, I don't own any of these characters except for sailor baboon! No flames please I am just having a little fun. (

Chapter one A new recruit! _-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_----------------

One day all of the sailors were on there ship the S.S Pizza Boy in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean (get it sailors!!!). They were waiting for another mission from their chief commander Dr. Shmuckenducker. They were all cleaning the ship deck with orange sponges with yellow polka dots on them. The commander of the S.S. Pizza Boy, Sailor Moon was standing at the highest point of the ship watching everything that was going on. She was also listening to Evanecense.

"You missed a spot!" she screamed at the tireless crew.

All of a sudden there mini skirts vibrated because they got a page from their chief commander (Dr. Shmuckenducker) They all robot-like walked to the cauliflower hall. When they all got there the head of Dr. Shmuckenducker appeared. "You are getting a new sailor dude!" Dr. Shmuckenducker boomed!