"Rapunzel Rapunzel, let down your hair,"
"Please, before I get eaten by a bear."
It's the prince that calls, with a nervous glance,
Hoping she isn't in a trance.
It's the wicked witch, who did this he heard,
Locked a maiden in the tower Bird.
Far away and out of sight,
The place was really quite a fright.
But *sigh* he needed a queen,
So here he is, nice and clean.
And down it dropped
So up he hopped.
She really is quiet pretty
And (ugg) giddy.
Down they both climb,
And in no time,
They are running to the palace.
And, though not with malice,
The only thought he could muster was,
Good god, how did she get so much hair?