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*******CHAPTER ONE********
Our story actually begins in a small kingdom ruled over by a bossy queen and a sensitive king. Queen Jess and King Kris had one son named James. James was old enough to be married but his bride had to be good enough for his mom, nothing was good enough for his mom.
"Wizard" Called Queen Jess in her high snotty voice.
"Yes Madame" The wizard awnsered as he walked towards her with a piece of parchment.
"That one" The Queen said as she pointed to a part of the parchment.
The Queen was currently in the process of testing princess #11. Princess #11 was the 11th princess to try and marry Prince James. King Kris, Prince James, Sir Remus and Sir Sirius were also present at the testing, as were several ladies including Lady Lia.
"Are you ready for your final question?" The wizard asked Princess #11.
"I guess so" Princess #11 replied.
"Okay. The next question concerns a man often referred to as the Knight of the Yellow Moss. The question is divided into four parts.
1. What was his name?
2. What beast did he slay?
3. How many teeth did the beast have and what kind?
4. What was the middle name , of the daughter in law, of the best friend, of the blacksmith, who forged the sword, that slayed the beast?" The wizard replied extremely fast.
At this all the ladies and Knights jaws dropped as they wondered who would know that.
"She will never pass!" Lady Lia sighed to Sir Sirius.
"Never say never malady. The rest of the kingdom can't get married until the prince does so lets hope he gets married soon." Sirius replied.
"I know that" Lady Lia sighed.
Then Princess 11 said "1. Sir Joe 2. A cow. 3. Two and they were metal and 4. would you repeat the last question please?"
"Certainly. What was the middle name , of the daughter in law, of the best friend, of the blacksmith, who forged the sword, that slayed the beast?" The wizard said again.
"Ummm...." The princess muttered.
"30 seconds" The wizard said.
The queen sat in her chair with a smug smile, she didn't even know the anwser and she had made up the question.
"She's not going to pass" James sighed.
"Wait, I think I know the anwser!" Remus exclaimed.
"Well what is it?" James asked frantically.
"BOB" Remus said as he signaled to the princess.
"20 seconds" The wizard said.
By this time the whole court was signaling B O B to the Princess.
"The daughter in-law?" The princess asked
"The daughter in law. 10 seconds" The wizard replied.
The princess was extremely distressed as she didn't think the daughter in-laws name would be Bob. James was depressed because he knew she wouldn't pass. James had liked that girl too. Remus was James' 2nd Knight, as Sirius was the 1st. ( A/N we all know what the maunders look like. Tall, hot you get the point)
"Ummmm..." The princess said frantically.
"I'm sorry your time is up" The wizard said with no emotion.
"Too bad my dear to bad. You are not quiet good enough. Sir Sirius?" said the queen in a fake sweet voice.
Sir Sirius walked up the queen with a plucked chicken and handed it to the princess.
"Good bye, good luck, AND GET OUT" The queen screeched as the Princess ran out crying.
"Don't worry James. One day we will find you a true princess. A princess who is good enough, sweet enough, smart enough, rich enough for my baby boy." The queen then left the throne room with the King.
James slowly stood up and Remus and James left the Medieval throne room. The room was stone and the interior was decorated with the Kingdoms colours, red and gold.
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"Sirius can I talk to you? In private?" Lady Lia shyly asked Sir Sirius.
Sir Sirius is rather self-involved and arrogant. Lady Lia was extremely nice although she wasn't the brightest crayon in the box.
"Anytime my love" Sirius replied.
No one could get married until James did as I said earlier, this was all that prevented the two from getting married.
"Remember when we went to the spring festival?" Lia asked
"Yes" Sirius said calmly
"And we had a picnic under the oak tree"
"yes"
"And you said you loved me"
"yes"
Sirius was getting more and more nervous by the moment. Of course he remembered that night.
"Sirius" Lady Lia said and she looked as though she might start crying at any moment.
"I'm going to have a baby"
Sirius' mouth fell open.
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A/N it should get better. I no its a lot of dialogue but thats how I write.
Questions, comments, concerns, complaints..........REVIEW
Please and spanks
*~*ALYNA~*~
*******CHAPTER ONE********
Our story actually begins in a small kingdom ruled over by a bossy queen and a sensitive king. Queen Jess and King Kris had one son named James. James was old enough to be married but his bride had to be good enough for his mom, nothing was good enough for his mom.
"Wizard" Called Queen Jess in her high snotty voice.
"Yes Madame" The wizard awnsered as he walked towards her with a piece of parchment.
"That one" The Queen said as she pointed to a part of the parchment.
The Queen was currently in the process of testing princess #11. Princess #11 was the 11th princess to try and marry Prince James. King Kris, Prince James, Sir Remus and Sir Sirius were also present at the testing, as were several ladies including Lady Lia.
"Are you ready for your final question?" The wizard asked Princess #11.
"I guess so" Princess #11 replied.
"Okay. The next question concerns a man often referred to as the Knight of the Yellow Moss. The question is divided into four parts.
1. What was his name?
2. What beast did he slay?
3. How many teeth did the beast have and what kind?
4. What was the middle name , of the daughter in law, of the best friend, of the blacksmith, who forged the sword, that slayed the beast?" The wizard replied extremely fast.
At this all the ladies and Knights jaws dropped as they wondered who would know that.
"She will never pass!" Lady Lia sighed to Sir Sirius.
"Never say never malady. The rest of the kingdom can't get married until the prince does so lets hope he gets married soon." Sirius replied.
"I know that" Lady Lia sighed.
Then Princess 11 said "1. Sir Joe 2. A cow. 3. Two and they were metal and 4. would you repeat the last question please?"
"Certainly. What was the middle name , of the daughter in law, of the best friend, of the blacksmith, who forged the sword, that slayed the beast?" The wizard said again.
"Ummm...." The princess muttered.
"30 seconds" The wizard said.
The queen sat in her chair with a smug smile, she didn't even know the anwser and she had made up the question.
"She's not going to pass" James sighed.
"Wait, I think I know the anwser!" Remus exclaimed.
"Well what is it?" James asked frantically.
"BOB" Remus said as he signaled to the princess.
"20 seconds" The wizard said.
By this time the whole court was signaling B O B to the Princess.
"The daughter in-law?" The princess asked
"The daughter in law. 10 seconds" The wizard replied.
The princess was extremely distressed as she didn't think the daughter in-laws name would be Bob. James was depressed because he knew she wouldn't pass. James had liked that girl too. Remus was James' 2nd Knight, as Sirius was the 1st. ( A/N we all know what the maunders look like. Tall, hot you get the point)
"Ummmm..." The princess said frantically.
"I'm sorry your time is up" The wizard said with no emotion.
"Too bad my dear to bad. You are not quiet good enough. Sir Sirius?" said the queen in a fake sweet voice.
Sir Sirius walked up the queen with a plucked chicken and handed it to the princess.
"Good bye, good luck, AND GET OUT" The queen screeched as the Princess ran out crying.
"Don't worry James. One day we will find you a true princess. A princess who is good enough, sweet enough, smart enough, rich enough for my baby boy." The queen then left the throne room with the King.
James slowly stood up and Remus and James left the Medieval throne room. The room was stone and the interior was decorated with the Kingdoms colours, red and gold.
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"Sirius can I talk to you? In private?" Lady Lia shyly asked Sir Sirius.
Sir Sirius is rather self-involved and arrogant. Lady Lia was extremely nice although she wasn't the brightest crayon in the box.
"Anytime my love" Sirius replied.
No one could get married until James did as I said earlier, this was all that prevented the two from getting married.
"Remember when we went to the spring festival?" Lia asked
"Yes" Sirius said calmly
"And we had a picnic under the oak tree"
"yes"
"And you said you loved me"
"yes"
Sirius was getting more and more nervous by the moment. Of course he remembered that night.
"Sirius" Lady Lia said and she looked as though she might start crying at any moment.
"I'm going to have a baby"
Sirius' mouth fell open.
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A/N it should get better. I no its a lot of dialogue but thats how I write.
Questions, comments, concerns, complaints..........REVIEW
Please and spanks
*~*ALYNA~*~