Goose-chan: Hello, and welcome to our finally published collaboration fic. It took forever because SOME PEOPLE -meaningful glare at Bree- are very lazy.
Bree: Meh. I am not affected by you death rays, Mahi Goose-let.
Goose-chan: -claws at Bree-
Bree: Lol, but yes. Sorry that this took for freaking ever... But WTFEVER. I'm lazy, emo, etc... And very busy.
Goose-chan: Yes, I'm sure having no life keeps you very busy. -eye roll-
Bree: Oh it does. 'Cause if I had a life I wouldn't update as frequently... and in June.
Goose-Chan: o_o;
Bree: That's right... Be afraid... Be VERYYY AFRAID!
Nagi: These authoresses own nothing, much to their emo-ness... That makes no sense! -rips up script-
Bree: Nuuu~! My hard work~!! TT_TT
Goose-Chan: Enjoy the chapter... Cause I'm a potato~ :D
Amu ran around the busy mall, her short, bubble gum pink hair bouncing behind her. She was dressed in yet another punk outfit of hers... and she was also dragging Rima around, in all of her petite, blonde, Nagihiko-loving (whether she likes it or not) glory.
"Amuuu~" Rima whined, as if mourning for a lost plastic-cup-from-Mc-Burger-King-ripped-to-shreds-by-a-random-PMSing-stranger.
"What?" Amu responded, aching to get her hands on clothes from the new store Cold Topic, a branch of Hot Topic more suitable for all of Shugo Chara's shojo-ness.
"I'm tired. Let's go get some fattening food from some American-like fast food restaurant," Rima ordered, as if Amu was another one of her many servants, only not a boy (because that would be creepy and totally mess up the love hexagon).
"Okay fine... but in return, I command you to let me dress you in clothes of my choice."
"As long as you don't take embarrassing pictures of me and later pass it around to boys whom you think are my subjects of affection," Rima sighed... only to mentally face-palm because she just gave Amu a good way of blackmailing.
"Mwahaha! Sure I won't!" Amu said in a cheery and creepy way, not unlike a seahorse planning world domination.
Finally, after, let's say, five minutes, they got to the food court. The air was full of the greasy hamburger-y spell and the court was crowded by many teenagers-with-no-lives-such-as-the-authoresses-of-this-story.
"Clown Drop, this is Amulet Amu, do you read me, over?" Amu whispered, into her cupped hands as if speaking into a walkie-talkie.
"Amulet Amu?" Rima questioned, arching an eyebrow.
"Clown Drop, this is Amulet Amu, STFU. You have only one character change, and I have five-ish, over."
"Why are we talking like this?"
"Clown Drop, Amulet Amu speaking, I am afraid I cannot understand you if you don't say 'over', over."
"THIS IS STUPID!" hissed Rima, glaring at her best friend.
"I can't understand you, over."
"This is stupid. OVER," Rima managed to say between gritted teeth.
"Oh, well then let's stop talking like this. Silly Rima, you could've said something sooner," Amu laughed lightly, looking around to survey the many restaurants in the mall.
"TRY OUR NEW SAAYA BURGER!!" screeched a sudden, familiar and annoying voice. Sure enough, there was Saaya Yamabuki, screaming into a microphone-thing. "IT'S THE BESTEST THING IN THE WORLD, EVER! BECAUSE I MADED IT! OH-HO-HO-HO~!" she began laughing in a gloating-I-made-a-burger-and-you-didn't-nyeh-nyeh-nyeh-nyeh-nyeh~ way.
"What does it have?" a curious bystander asked the wanna be goddess.
"Oh, well I'm glad you asked, sir!" Saaya shrieked, ignoring the angry calls of the woman saying she was a ma'am not a sir. "We have the buns stored away at a special temperature so that they are warm, frozen, goo-ey and moldy! The meat has been soaked in garlic juice and molded together with onions. The toppings include: garlic, onions, rotten tomatoes, blue-year-old lettuce, maggot sprinkles we found lying on the floor, decayed flesh, mouse droppings, and lastly, S-Vyrush sauce." Then, out of nowhere she pulled out a Saaya burger and shoved it in the mouth of an innocent bystander.
A dazed look came across the person's face and that gender-less person said in a monotone voice, "Omn. Nom. Nom. This is the best burger I hases ever tasteded."
And of course, those ignorantly foolish fools took the robot-person's word for it and crowded McBurger Queer, home of the Saaya Burger. Amu and Rima watched as one by one, the idiots known as Saaya's new customers crowded around the laughing girl, paid their money, and tasted Saaya's revolting creation.
"Wow." Amu muttered, with a O_o; face.
Rima had an identical look on her face... only more closely resembling when she saw Tadase with a skirt... -shudder-.
Saaya then spotted Rima and Amu standing there with the O_o; faces and smirked. "So~ Amu Hinamori. Do you not want to eat my yummy burger?"
"Err... No." Amu answered, looking a bit green.
"How did you manage to sell it, anyways?" Rima asked, truly curious at who'd produce that horrible thing.
"Well, let's say that my plot involved a microphone, chains, and chair, a copy of Brainwashing For Baka-Chans, and the owner of McBurger Queer." Saaya responded mysteriously before cackling evilly. She then realized something really quickly -or at the pace of a Giant Turtle for Saaya- and ran inside of the restaurant and locked the doors.
Rima and Amu looked at each other, shrugged, and danced off to McBuild-a-Burger to omn nom nom on burgers of their own creations... Not knowing what future would soon fall upon them. (And us authoresses only know this cause we're writing it.)
Bree: Muahaha. Cliffy~
Goose-chan: Hmm, I have the keyboard now... maybe I'll have Bree do something totally random and stupid to make up for her being a lazy fruit nugget...and as revenge for embarrassing me before -glare-
Bree: I AM A POTATO! (like Nagi's head, apparently)
Goose-chan: Good girl. Bree owns nothing. I used to own her, but I sold her last week for five dollars.
Bree: Review or Goose will get her ninja envelopes!
Goose-Chan: That's a good slave -mwhahaha-
Bree: -whimper- MUST. RESIST... CHOCOLATELY GOODNESS... OF NAGI!!
Goose-Chan: I worry about you sometimes.
Bree: Reviews are welcome, flames are not...
Goose-Chan: You already said that!
Bree: Well, I revised and made it nicer~ :P (sorry for the short chapter, the next ones will be longerrr!)