I am aware how short these stories might seem, but all of them are part of a series of short stories. I wanted a different chapter for each story, so that's why they're not all just in one chunk. YES I KNOW THEY'RE SHORT! That said, its time for:

EVIL PLOTS THAT AREN'T THAT EVIL!

Story 1: Sabretooth's sneak attack on Wolverine

He had done it. Sabretooth had though of a plan that would get Wolverine away from the other x-men so he could defeat him. It was so simple, no one but himself could have possibly thought of it. He would strike Wolverine when he least expected it. Oh yes, his plan was so ingenious.

Sabretooth ran back to his base (a tree in an unsuspecting suburbanite's backyard) to get on his super stealth outfit. He laughed maliciously as he yanked the garment over his head. As he hopped out of the tree, he got some very scared looks. He had reached the perfect level of terror. He walked up to the front gate and make himself look the perfect size to intimidate whoever saw him. He then got his voice in the perfect tone to 'persuade' the person on the other end of the speaker to let him see Wolverine. He took a big breath then spoke into the speaker.

"Can Wolverine come out and play?"

Wolverine sighed and decided to ignore Sabretooth in hopes that the girly, pink sundress wearing, high pitched voiced freak would leave.

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NEXT: Scott Summers, a villain?