~MURAKI'S DIARY~
:::A fic by: Amerith:::
[Ch.1- DVD 1 (First Impressions)]
[Ch.2- DVD 3 (Don't You Love To Hate Me?)]
[Ch. 3-DVD 4-(Haha! Watch Me Toy With Your Mind!)]
***CATEGORY: Anime/Yami No Matsuei/Humor***
***RATING: PG-13 (just to be safe. People get offended by the most idiotic things these days, so you can never be too careful)***
***DISCLAIMER: I don't own Yami No Matsuei (obviously). If I did own it, there would be an episode devoted entirely to Tsuzuki getting drunk and Muraki taking full advantage of his drunken-ness. *wink wink* Also, the dub version would never exist. Only the sub. :P***
***A/N: Okay, this is something stupid I came up with after rewatching Yami no Matsuei for about the 10th time. Inspiration comes from the 'LOTR Very Secret Diaries' and it's various fan-made incarnates that seem to be scattered randomly across the Internet. This is VERY Ooc. Muraki tends to act like the stereotypical schoolgirl who has a crush on the stereotypical popular guy, who only goes out with the stereotypical popular girls. *cough* yeah.anyways..this is based off of the series, not the manga. Each chapter follows the basic timeline of each of the four DVD's. There is no chapter for volume 2, because Muraki was not in that volume. Unless Muraki was secretly the devil! *GASP!* Okay..he wasn't. -.-;; Anyways.. R&R please.
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ENTRY # 1: Oriya gave me this diary for my birthday a few days ago. I have no clue what to write about. Oh, well.
ENTRY # 2: Nothing happened today. I woke up, fed Saki his food flakes, and went to work. Hmm.next time I should just ask Oriya to give me money or maybe one of those boxes with all the different meats and cheeses in them. Those seem to be a popular gift item nowadays.
ENTRY # 3: Sorry I haven't written in a few weeks! I have been busy with a new client. My task was to revive a singer named Maria Wong and keep her alive, so her step-mother can continue making money from her talent. It's an interesting job, but demands much of my time. *sigh* I've been feeling rather lonely lately. I called Oriya the other day and he told me to find a lover. It sounds like it could be fun. I will have to wait and see if anyone strikes my fancy.
ENTRY # 4: Ohmygawd, I'm in love!!! Today I met the most gorgeous man I have ever seen. I must find him and ask him out before my desire to see him again consumes me!
ENTRY # 5: I mangaged to find "Mr. Sexy" again. I attacked some random girl to gain his attention and then ran over to play the part of the "good doctor". His name is Tsuzuki Asato. We seemed to have hit it off well. Hmm...too bad he's dead though. No matter! My love for him will conquer all barriers! Even death! Mwhahahahaha! I mangaged to get his phone number before I remembered that I had to come home and feed Saki. (Even as a head and spinal column you're a nuisance!) Anyways.....I'm going to call him later. Oh, I'm so excited! I feel like a schoolgirl!
ENTRY # 6: I've called Tsuzuki several times, but he won't answer. How rude! I really, really, really thought we hit it off the other day. *frown* Oh, it makes me so mad! And on top of that, he messed with my client! Now I won't get paid! *pout* I know...it's that boy I saw him with! They must have something going on between them. Darn the luck!
ENTRY # 7: Boy, you'll NEVER guess what happened tonight. *giggle* It turns out that kid my Tsuzuki is attracted to is the same one I molested and cursed like.....3 years ago. Go Figure! Oh, so anyways...back to my story. I called Tsuzuki one last time to ask him out on a date. He actually picked up his phone this time, but he said to me, "Stop calling me! You're creepy and have a freaky looking eye!" and then he hung up on me. How totally rude of him, right? So I was sitting there thinking of some way to get that kid out of the picture and Tsuzuki to go out with me, and it's like "DUH!" I'll kidnap the kid and then demand a date with Tsuzuki. After I show him what a great guy I am to hang around with, he's sure to fall in love with me! Oh! What should I wear?! I'd better call Oriya and ask.
ENTRY # 8: *SOB* I'm so upset! I finally got to go out on a date with the love of my life and he acts like a total jerk the whole time! The whole freakin' time! *SOB* No! He was too busy worrying about that stupid kid to pay any attention to me! Damn! Damn! Damn! This is what I get for showing him a good time?! I hate you Tsuzuki! I never want to see you again! *SOB*
ENTRY # 9: Oriya says I'm being immature and I need to stop obsessing over Tsuzuki.... *sigh* I lied earlier. I really miss him. I guess I'll go see how he's doing....
ENTRY # 10: I went to go see Tsuzuki and he tried to kill me. I guess he was still upset about the whole "I kidnapped your partner" thing. Hmff....it's not that big a deal....honestly...he takes things WAY too seriously. *sigh* I guess it's just tough love. I'll just have to try harder next time to win him over.
:::A fic by: Amerith:::
[Ch.1- DVD 1 (First Impressions)]
[Ch.2- DVD 3 (Don't You Love To Hate Me?)]
[Ch. 3-DVD 4-(Haha! Watch Me Toy With Your Mind!)]
***CATEGORY: Anime/Yami No Matsuei/Humor***
***RATING: PG-13 (just to be safe. People get offended by the most idiotic things these days, so you can never be too careful)***
***DISCLAIMER: I don't own Yami No Matsuei (obviously). If I did own it, there would be an episode devoted entirely to Tsuzuki getting drunk and Muraki taking full advantage of his drunken-ness. *wink wink* Also, the dub version would never exist. Only the sub. :P***
***A/N: Okay, this is something stupid I came up with after rewatching Yami no Matsuei for about the 10th time. Inspiration comes from the 'LOTR Very Secret Diaries' and it's various fan-made incarnates that seem to be scattered randomly across the Internet. This is VERY Ooc. Muraki tends to act like the stereotypical schoolgirl who has a crush on the stereotypical popular guy, who only goes out with the stereotypical popular girls. *cough* yeah.anyways..this is based off of the series, not the manga. Each chapter follows the basic timeline of each of the four DVD's. There is no chapter for volume 2, because Muraki was not in that volume. Unless Muraki was secretly the devil! *GASP!* Okay..he wasn't. -.-;; Anyways.. R&R please.
***********************************************************************
ENTRY # 1: Oriya gave me this diary for my birthday a few days ago. I have no clue what to write about. Oh, well.
ENTRY # 2: Nothing happened today. I woke up, fed Saki his food flakes, and went to work. Hmm.next time I should just ask Oriya to give me money or maybe one of those boxes with all the different meats and cheeses in them. Those seem to be a popular gift item nowadays.
ENTRY # 3: Sorry I haven't written in a few weeks! I have been busy with a new client. My task was to revive a singer named Maria Wong and keep her alive, so her step-mother can continue making money from her talent. It's an interesting job, but demands much of my time. *sigh* I've been feeling rather lonely lately. I called Oriya the other day and he told me to find a lover. It sounds like it could be fun. I will have to wait and see if anyone strikes my fancy.
ENTRY # 4: Ohmygawd, I'm in love!!! Today I met the most gorgeous man I have ever seen. I must find him and ask him out before my desire to see him again consumes me!
ENTRY # 5: I mangaged to find "Mr. Sexy" again. I attacked some random girl to gain his attention and then ran over to play the part of the "good doctor". His name is Tsuzuki Asato. We seemed to have hit it off well. Hmm...too bad he's dead though. No matter! My love for him will conquer all barriers! Even death! Mwhahahahaha! I mangaged to get his phone number before I remembered that I had to come home and feed Saki. (Even as a head and spinal column you're a nuisance!) Anyways.....I'm going to call him later. Oh, I'm so excited! I feel like a schoolgirl!
ENTRY # 6: I've called Tsuzuki several times, but he won't answer. How rude! I really, really, really thought we hit it off the other day. *frown* Oh, it makes me so mad! And on top of that, he messed with my client! Now I won't get paid! *pout* I know...it's that boy I saw him with! They must have something going on between them. Darn the luck!
ENTRY # 7: Boy, you'll NEVER guess what happened tonight. *giggle* It turns out that kid my Tsuzuki is attracted to is the same one I molested and cursed like.....3 years ago. Go Figure! Oh, so anyways...back to my story. I called Tsuzuki one last time to ask him out on a date. He actually picked up his phone this time, but he said to me, "Stop calling me! You're creepy and have a freaky looking eye!" and then he hung up on me. How totally rude of him, right? So I was sitting there thinking of some way to get that kid out of the picture and Tsuzuki to go out with me, and it's like "DUH!" I'll kidnap the kid and then demand a date with Tsuzuki. After I show him what a great guy I am to hang around with, he's sure to fall in love with me! Oh! What should I wear?! I'd better call Oriya and ask.
ENTRY # 8: *SOB* I'm so upset! I finally got to go out on a date with the love of my life and he acts like a total jerk the whole time! The whole freakin' time! *SOB* No! He was too busy worrying about that stupid kid to pay any attention to me! Damn! Damn! Damn! This is what I get for showing him a good time?! I hate you Tsuzuki! I never want to see you again! *SOB*
ENTRY # 9: Oriya says I'm being immature and I need to stop obsessing over Tsuzuki.... *sigh* I lied earlier. I really miss him. I guess I'll go see how he's doing....
ENTRY # 10: I went to go see Tsuzuki and he tried to kill me. I guess he was still upset about the whole "I kidnapped your partner" thing. Hmff....it's not that big a deal....honestly...he takes things WAY too seriously. *sigh* I guess it's just tough love. I'll just have to try harder next time to win him over.