The Singing Mermaid

Victoria sighed, looking around her grotto.

"Look at this stuff.. isn't it neat?" She asked, turning to her best friend, the fish Alfred.

"Yup!" Alfred nodded.

"TOO BAD!" Victoria screamed, scaring the seven seas out of poor Alfred.

"I WANT MORE!~" Victoria swam up to the top of the cave.

Alfred wheezed, eyes still wide, before tentively joining her.

"I wanna know what those people know..." Victoria whispered, before turning on Alfred.

"Why?" She asked violently, shaking Alfred around.

"Dunno! Golly, woman, are you on your period or something!" Alfred screeched.

"YES, I AM! NOW SHUT IT!" The mermaid screamed.

And Alfred did.

Suddenly, an octupus appeared, Arthur, really.

"I can grant your wish!" Arthur said dramatically.

"WRONG SCENE!" Alfred facepalmed.

Victoria ignored him, swimming up to Arthur.

"Really! How!" She said eagerly.

"Give me your voice so I can steal you to make you my servant when you fail to get your guy!" Arthur said.

"Okay!" Victoria agreed, " MARUKAITE CHIKYUU! MARUKAITE CHIKYUU! MARUKAITE CHIKYUU, WATASHI SEYCHELLES!" She burst out in song.

"Yes!" Arthur cackled madly, "Yes! Now, go and fail!" He hollared, making a 'shoo' motion with his hand.

Victoria suddenly had legs, and she swum to the surface.

"I'M FREE!" she gasped as she broke the surface.

"Eh?" Victoria turned to see a prince, a pretty cute one too, standing on the shore.

"Hi!" Victoria waded to him, but he turned red and looked away. The girl was confused until she looked down. She was naked.

"!"

When they had gotten some clothes for Victoria, they were idly chatting at Matthew's, that's the prince, by the way, castle.

"I once saved a guy, did you know?" Victoria said excitedly.

"Really? I once was saved by a girl. She sang to me too. I fell in love with her." Matthew said dreamily.

Victoria smiled and sang, "You make me, feel like I'm living a teen-age dream, the way you turn me on~"

The prince gaped, "You're her! That's the exact song too!"

Victoria smiled brightly, "Wanna get hitched?" She asked.

"HECK YES!" Matthew replied, gasping dramatically, jumping into her arms.

Alfred appeared, a amused look on his face.

"And so, they lived happily ever after. HAH! ARTIE LOSES!~~~" He concluded happily.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Was the distant scream of Arthur Kirkland, the LOSER. Sorry Artie, maybe next time.. HEE. :)

I.. I have nothing against Iggy, I swear. Don't kill me. I wanted to make some crack... I'm good at it, appearently.