Mike gets revenge!!!!
Chapter 1: strippin in Biology
Summary- Mike is about to go crazy! Having to stare at his love, and Bella together!! He can't stand it! So he wants revenge on Bella! He is gonna win his man back! What will happen? Will Edward die from horror? Will Mike get his sanity back? Will someone let Bella out that closet?
Disclaimer: I do not own twilight or any other characters I only own this plot.
I was sitting in my biology class staring at the wall, trying my best not glare. You probably know who I'm trying not to glare at. But yeah I can't stop myself all the time. I mean come on! My love did want me! I could feel it. Then she moved here, and ruined everything! He so wanted me I could see him staring at me in the halls wishing he could be with me. I don't blame him, I am pretty damn hot. With my blonde spiky hair, and my blue eyes, my six pack, and my rocking legs. What man wouldn't me? I'll tell you which one wouldn't Edward Cullen. Well he don't know. The man I want doesn't want me , Mike Newton. I don't get it.
Edward looked tense, he looked sexy. Well guess what I'm getting revenge! I will win Edward's heart! If it's the last thing I do!! "MWAHAHAHAHAHA" Oops I laughed out loud. Everyone turned to stare at me. Questioning my sanity. "Is there something you would like to share Mike?" The teacher asked me. I smiled, this would get Edward's attention.
"Yep." I said as I got up on my table, and started dancing and singing I'm bringing sexy back. I pulled off my shirt and threw it at Edward. "You can it baby." I winked at him. His mouth gapped. "Eww!" Bella said at what I just said to her boyfriend.
I just glared at her and started the other part of the song. "You see these shackles baby I'm your slave! I'll let you whoop me if I miss behave, it's just that no one makes me feel this way." I sang to Edward. He looked like he was about to go destroy Seattle.
Everyone busted out laughing as they figured out who I was singing to. "Edward's got a boyfriend!" They all sang. How I wished they were right! "I do not!" Edward growled at them, they all stopped immediately. That's my big short tempered sexy man!
"Get down Mr. Newton!" The bald stupid teacher told me. I did what I was told and sulked for the last two minutes of class.
Ring! Ring! Ring! went the school bell indicating it was time for English. Yay I would sit beside Edward in this class we will share a couple of notes! Sadly Bella will be in there too. Ugh I hate that skult! (A/N: haha yes know I put sklut! I meant to! I made up a word, it's skank and slut mixed together!!!)
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-Amanda-