Ten years ago…

After the very awkward induction ceremony, done by Genryusai Yamamoto, we decided we should head to where all of our squad members are to introduce ourselves. I tend to lag behind a lot, so Umeda-san decided to run ahead. That used to annoy the hell out of me, but I learned very quickly to control the urge to dump him in a pit of hollows. I tried it before, he just jumped out of there, and yanked on my braids.

I guess I should introduce myself before I get to the chambers where my new squad members are. My name is Kisuke Uchiha, Captain of Squad 1. I am the very first Vaizard, experimented on for only a short while. I used my Ryo no Tsume's ability to transport me across dimensions, to hide myself in the neighborhood clinic.

Okay… Umeda-san is saying hi, I'm your new lieutenant, and all that happy crap. I overheard him saying this, "I guess our new captain is a no-show. Damn, she is always like this." After he said this, he noticed me standing right inside of our chambers, wrestling with the security who is trying to kick me out saying 'We are waiting for Uchiha-Taichou.' I kicked them off, and before some more of them attacked me, Umeda-san tossed me my haori coat.

"Thank you Umeda-san."

Nervous titters passed through the audience we had gathered. Among the whispers I heard, 'Is Umeda-Fukataichou nuts? Only a captain is supposed to wear the haori coat. An invader is no where near worthy enough!' and my personal favorite, said by a man that looked like a red pineapple was, "Who the fuck is this green emo bitch?" I could tell right away he wasn't from my squad, he was wearing a lieutenant's badge on his arm.

"Oh, so you just met your new squad members did you?" Startled, I whipped around to find 4 people just behind the door. "Yamamoto-san wanted us to check up on you, see if you were doing okay moving in." Ukitake-Taichou of the 13th division, Kurotsuchi-fukataichou of the same division, Kyoraku-taichou of the 8th division, and Kuchiki-taichou of the 6th division. Ukitake-taichou was the one who had spoken.

"I guess so. Although when I came in, security attacked me. Must be thinking that the new Captain-Commander is a man. The red-haired pineapple over there called me, and I quote, a "green emo bitch". I wonder where his captain is." "His captain is right behind you, Uchiha-Taichou." It was then that Kuchiki-Taichou spoke up. "Everyone, I would like for you to meet the new Captain of squad 1, Kisuke Uchiha."

"What? I thought it was forbidden to have a female captain-commander!" Was the response from Abarai-san. "Abarai-san. Come here please. I wish to talk to you for a moment. Alone. If you all wouldn't mind, I wish to have a word with Abarai-san. I hope you do not mind Kuchiki-Taichou." "Not at all. I assume it is about what he said to you earlier. I understand." Having said that, the rooms' occupants left, and Abarai-san apparently wanted to try and sneak out. He was among the last to leave, so I used Ryo no Tsume to freeze his moving body, and bring it back to me.

"Now, would you be so kindly as to tell me why you are such a sexist pig? Yamamoto-san said himself, 'Since I became captain commander a millennia ago, not a single soul reaper has been born that is stronger than me.' Well, I am that soul reaper. You lot think that women are weak and spineless. Does your beloved Rukia Kuchiki fit into that category? No. She is strong, wild, and passionate. You two did almost everything together in the Rukongai."

Unfrozen now, he was startled, and pacing around my room." How did you know all that? I have never met you before in my life!" "Oh, so you do not remember the green-haired girl who was always close by you?"

"Wait… Could you be the…

"I do not care if you remember me. Insult me again if you will, but do it to my face again, I will have your soul reaper status revoked, and you will be living in the Maggots Nest. You may leave now."

Tired from the days events, I fell asleep, and dreamed of my family.