A.N: Hey guys! Thanks for the awesome response to my other story The Art of Song Selecting. I'm taking all the criticism to heart to become a better writer...wow that sounded cheesy, but it's true. Anyway, here's my next story. It takes place after Original Songs which means that in my story Klaine is already established. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: Own Glee? I wish, but alas, I do not live in California and do not have a pool filled with money in which to swim in...sigh...
Eyebrows
by SChavva24
"..."
"..."
"... -Hey, why did you stop?"
"Blaine..."
"Yes?"
"Can I…no, never mind."
"No it's okay, what?"
"Were they always like that?"
"What were always like what?"
"You know,"
"It doesn't help when you gesture to my entire face, honey."
"It's not your face, it's just…."
"Spit it out Kurt,"
"Wuyurebrowslswasikedat?"
"What? Talk slower, and it would help if you didn't try to eat your pillow while talking,"
"…"
"Kurt, I was just joking! Come on, don't look at me like that."
"…okay, I forgive you."
"What's there to forgive?"
"…Don't make me Blaine."
"Right, right, shutting up now. But seriously, what were you talking about before?"
"…Your eyebrows…"
"…My eyebrows?"
"Yeah, where they always like that?"
"What's wrong with my eyebrows!"
"Don't get defensive on me! Your eyebrows are pretty peculiar,"
"…How so?"
"Well…were they always triangles?"
"…My eyebrows are not triangles, Kurt,"
"Um, yes. Yes they are."
"…Well...you can't prove it!"
"Yes I can."
"Kurt? Kurt, where are you going? Kurt? Come back to m- oh, you're back!"
"Were you going to just burst into a song right about then?"
"…Yes…but, why did you leave?"
"To get this."
"…A protractor? Really Kurt, really?"
"Yes really, your eyebrows are triangles because their angles result in 180 degrees."
"How do you know this?"
"Well…I may have measured them while you were sleeping."
"…I don't believe you…"
"Really? Let's check. Come closer, yeah, right there. Okay, tilt your head up just a little- there, that's perfect. First angle is 31 degrees. Second is 127. Third is 28. 31 plus 28 is 59. That plus 127 is…186 degrees….so close! Just 6 degrees off! No fair. I must have measured wrong last time"
"Aww, don't pout. If it makes you feel any better, the next time I wax my eyebrows, I'll make them into exact triangles."
"…You wax your eyebrows…even I don't do that."
"Can't help it, I'm just naturally a very hairy man!"
"..."
"Wait, Kurt, Kurt! Don't run away! I WAS JOKING!"