Edit: The students have found the long lost replica of Tom Riddle's Diary. They enter their questions and secrets within this Diary, asking Tom many questions after the battle.
Hehe, this was fun to write, and i intend to write more if people like it. Please review! xx


I am positive that you are thrilled to have had the good fortune to come across my diary. Allow me to impart my knowledge and wisdoms upon you, so your lives may be as fulfilling and stupendous as my own. Who am I?
I am Tom Riddle...

Dearest Tom,

Your hair was always so lovely. So what's you secret? What hair-care regime did you use? Not that I need it, I'm just curious.

Draco Malfoy

Malfoy,

Nobody will ever know my dearest secret… (Snape's Special Hair Potion)

You, my good sir Riddle, are a mystery wrapped in an enigma. How might I get my hands on some of this potion? And do you have any eye shadow recommendations?

Pansy Parkinson

Miss. Parkinson,

Use said hands to pick it up from a shelf.

I do not use eye shadow, nor do I ever intend to. I am not a girl; I am the almighty Lord Voldemort, Tom Riddle. I have no needs for this 'eye shadow.'

Tell me, good sir, what the name of the plastic surgeon was who performed your nose job?

Anonymous

Cowardly anonymous wizard,

I find your assumption amusing. Had I the need for such alterations, I could simply use my incredible skills with magic.

Mr. Riddle,

How is it that you can seal away your heart and feel no pain, no love, no regret or be hurt from another human? What do you recommend for someone who desires power and long-life such as you had?

Marcus Flint

Flint,

If you do not have the power you crave, clearly you do not desire it enough. Of course, you shall never beat me regardless of what you do.

Mr. Tom Riddle,

You were rather attractive when you were young, what turned you into this terrible ugly thing?

Hermione Granger

Miss. Granger,

I am twenty one years old; there is nothing displeasing about my features. Power is beauty.

Tom,

So, you hate all who are not pureblood, right? That means you hate yourself. If you hate yourself so much, why did you want to live for so long?

Ronald Weasley

Weasley,

I could never hate myself. I simply strive for the perfect world with myself in it.

Dear Tom,

You know, you're really condescending. Anyway, I wanted to let you know that you are a hypocrite. I've thought that since I first heard your story. Just because your dad was a deadbeat, doesn't mean you have to hate everyone (except yourself).

Affectionately Yours,

Little Miss Anonymous

Little Miss Anonymous,

I do not hate everyone, I merely hate those siding with Harry Potter and interfering with Mudbloods and blood-traitors. I am no hypocrite, I intend on creating a perfect world that is rid of filth such as what I mentioned earlier.

Dear Tom,
Thank you for reading my other letter. I am very grateful. However, your response was unsatisfactory, and wasn't posted into this diary. I do not bow down to anyone due to my Pureblood status and ego. Anyway, to cut a long story short, what is up with your nostrils, dude? Do you find that it puts the ladies off?

Luna Lovegood

P.S. Does your non-hair leave your head cold? I've always been itching to know.

Miss. Lovegood,

I have been given enough female attention to know that my facial structure is agreeable.
I do not feel the cold, I am the cold.

Dear Mr Tom Riddle,
Because you said you are in love with yourself. What are you buying yourself for Valentine?

Greggory Goyle

Goyle,

I did not say I was in love with myself, simply that the only human I love is myself.