Look for the bare testicles
The simple bare testicles
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the bare testicles
The farmer's hairy leathery bits
That makes the bare testicles of life
Wherever I wander, wherever I roam
I couldn't be fonder of my big home
The chicks are chilling in the tree
To give some honey just for me
When you look under the rocks and plants
And take a glance at the fancy pants
Then maybe wear a few
The bare testicles of life will grow with you
They'll grow with you!
Look for the bare testicles
The simple bare testicles
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the bare testicles
That's why a dude can rest at ease
With just the bare testicles of life
The bare testicles of life will come to you
They'll come to you!
So just try and relax, yeah cool it
Fall apart in my backyard
'Cause let me tell you something little bitches
If you act like that twat acts, uh uh
You're working too hard
And don't spend your time lookin' around
For something you want that can't be found
When you find out you can live without it
And go along not thinkin' about it
I'll tell you something true
The bare testicles of life will come to you
