Note: Just remembered the disclaimer.
This person doesn't own anything, but he wishes he does.
That sudden feeling you get when running around in tights and just sitting there on your ass gives you a pain in the ass. Well we still have good material. Maybe Artemis has these problems or Wally, maybe even Kal WAIT he swims so he probably has no problem at all.
Going around in a Robin out fit is a.o.k than I realized that i'm really in a real Robin outfit. Yeah i'm THE Boy Wonder now, partner to Batman and ward of billionaire playboy Bruce Wayne.
Maybe I shouldn't be telling you these things because you could know the Riddler or Joker or Two Face or Killer Croc or Hush or some other Gotham villain or worse you could tell Batman. Now with that out of order I would like to say one thing. I SHOULD NOT BE THE ONE DOING RECON! I mean come on Batman couldn't let me do anything except sit there like an idiot and watch Batman beat the sh... Alfred might know.
One day Bruce will let me go and talk to those scum of Gotham. Than they might get some brains and stop. Aw... What am I talking about. Batman couldn't do that so what chance do I have? Wait I am technically the closest level of experience and training of Batman meaning that I could do some of the things he can't.
So whelmed.
Note: First fic, how do you think it went? Good, bad, sucks, or it's okay. Reviews are welcome 24/7 (flames are welcome too if they aren't pointless and give sime positive meaning). This was originally published between 11/28-11/30/2012 with 291 words.