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Setting- this is the semi final of Pegasus' duelist kingdom tournament.
Mai: Yugi… you may have beat me but… you'll never be that lucky AGAIN!!!
Yami: Mai…wait!
Mai: *walks away* Come Joseph!
Joey: But, bu… I'm dueling next!
Mai: If you want a muffin…
Joey: Say no more.
*Joey and Mai walk of the field*
Keith: *laughing like a girl*
Yami: Well then let's us enjoy the for-play before we have the man sex.
Yugi: What the hell!! I didn't mean to say that!
Yami: Yes I did… now let's duel!
*Yami closes his eyes and takes everyone to the shadow realm*
Mai: My muffins… are gone!!!
Pegasus: Ha, ha. Did you hear what Mai said…Yugiboy?
Yugi & Yami: I'm not a boy and I'll prove it!
*Grabs Tristin and Tea*
Yami: With these two assess as tributes… I will…I forgot. *sigh*
*drops Tristin and Tea in the oblivious hell*
Yami: Oops. *lol*
Yugi: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Tristin was my favorite.
*Mai went into hypo-depressed mode*
*Joey walks out on the field*
Joey: Yugi…Ryou…
Ryou & Yugi: Yessss…
Joey: I'm a dickwhore!!
Yugi: Whaaaaaa???
Pegasus: Well, well, well… if only your sister could see you now. Aaah, young Joseph. I feel so sorry for you? Hahahaha!!
Joey: *grinding his teeth* I'll show you!!
Ryou: Who are you to judge if their ass bandits, dickwhores, lezbo humpagators, or panthers that just want to eat their candy.
Yugi: Ryou…that was soo deep.
Keith: *laughing like a girl* your sister's BLIND!! *bursts out laughing* you guys are gay?!
*While Keith was laughing, Joey runs over to Keith, breaks his jaw, and throws him at Pegasus*
Pegasus: Oooooh! That struck a nerve!
*Keith and Pegasus fall in the oblivious hell*
Joey: Now we duel.
Ryou: What will you be dueling for?
Joey: Who gets the money… and who gets to play with Kaiba. If ya know what I mean.
Yugi: …
Yami: Now we duel!
Ryou: Brilliant show Yugi!
Yami: *Yawning* I know, I know.
Joey: First turn ass-licking is mine! I'll play axe raider in attack mode. I'll also play this card face down.
Yugi: *thinking* It's probably kun-eye with chain. No matter I will be able to get Kaiba.
Yami: I'll play swords of revealing light!
Joey: Yeah, yeah okay.
Yami: Now I play…The Dark Magician!!
Ryou: Wow! Critical junction. Exquisite move Yugi! Hats off!!
Joey: I may not be able to attack but… I can raise defenses. Flame swordsman in defense mode. I will get Kaiba!!
Yugi: Dark Magician… dark magic attack.
*the blast was so strong it ripped Joey's shirt off*
Yami: *mouth drops* Um…i…well…
Ryou: Wow!! Now lets see what's under Yugi's clothes!!
Kemo: Hell no…! You damn ass-bandits!
*Ryou's eyes gleamed red and he jumped at Kemo*
Ryou: *transforms* DIE!
*Kemo falls in the oblivious hell*
Yugi: Not at all inappropriate!
Joey: Red-Eyes Black Dragon defense mode.
Yami: Now I play Brain control!! Come to me Red-eyes!! I will have Kaiba!
*Red-eyes and Dark Magician attack*
*The blast from the two monsters were so strong that it knocked Joey off the Dueling Stadium. Luckily his pants caught a hold of a corner… but they ripped off*
Joey: I guess today wasn't a good day to go commando. -^^-
*Bakura got tooo much, for what he bargained for so…he fell in the oblivious hell*
Yugi: Wow, you're my new favorite.
*Yugi stared Joey up and down… looking at his rock hard body, almost drawling at the mouth*
Joey: Let's go to my room… If ya know what I mean!
Yugi: Okay! ^^
LATER…Yugi: That was the best sex, and after for-play I ever had!!!
Joey: I know… Ditto for me!
*Mai running around in the hall*
Mai: I can't find my muffins! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
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