Weird day at the strip.
Shows the courier, veronica, and that robot whose name I cant properly write on the new vegas strip.
Courier: ah the strip, so calm and peaceful…
Shows the ncr troops massacring civilians in front of the lucky 38.
Courier: so calm…..
Veronica: okay lets just find benny so you can get your revenge and I can find a dress.
Courier: ok lets ask around. (turns to a fire hydrant) have you seen a guy in a checkered suit?
Hydrant:….
Courier: ….. YOU SON OF A! (pulls out a wrench and starts beating the hydrant with it)
Veronica: T_T…..
Voice: hey you.
Shows mr holdout leaning against his usual wall.
mr holdout: pst, i have something for : IS IT A DRESS!mr holdout: : then you are of no use to me! (punches him in the head causing it to explode)mortemier runs : oh boy, fresh meat! (grabs mr holdout's corpse and runs away)
Veronica: right…..
Ed-de: (plays the that's disturbing line from ed edd n eddy)
Courier: that guy over there just told me that benny is over by the tops!
Veronica: who?
Courier: him.
Shows a fiend roasting a tire over a campfire.
Fiend: retaw eht knird tnod. (dies of overdosing on nothing)
Veronica: lets go then!
courier (wearing a hat): lets do : wait, where did you get that hat?courier: that a munilated : 0-0...courier: he wouldnt give it up ok! and i really wanted that hat!edd-e: (plays laugh track)and so they went.
Shows the 3 in front of the tops.
Courier: ….. Hes not here.
Veronica: we havent even went in yet!
courier: ha! entering buildings!, that would be like wearing socks on your : you dont wear socks?courier: (wearing socks on hands) i never said : 0_0...E-dee: (in cdi- Mario's voice) luigi look!
Courier: yes Mario?
Shows raul in a purple convertible.
Raul: yo boss, check out my new ride!
Courier: how did you get a car in a post apocalyptic world!
Raul: … dangit bo-
The car explodes sending raul to an alien world….. Its Canada.
Courier: well, lets see if benny is around here somewhere.
Veronica: like where?
Shows the courier looking in a trash can.
Veronica: T_T… am I the only sane person here?
e-ddde: (in big mac's voice) eyup.
Courier: all I found was trash, some cans, and a picture of the second Kennedy assassin! No benny!
A securitron approaches the trio.
Securitron: stop! You have violated the law, I am taking your stolen goods as-
Veronica punches the securitron causing it to explode.
Courier: lets check that nearby vault for benny.
Veronica: not a bad idea.
And once again they went.
Shows veronica and ed-eded outside the vault.
Veronica: why couldn't we go in with him.
Ed-deeeeeeee: (in the medic's voice) I HAVE NO IDEA!
The courier walks in with a large sack.
Veronica: find benny?
Courier: who?…. Oh yeah…. No didn't see him.
Veronica: what were you even doing in there for… 8 hours.
Courier: totally not gambling until the place ran dry, stealling everything from everyone's room, sleeping with the blonde chick at the counter, then murdering everyone who had an r in their last name.
Veronica: o-o…. why would you-
Courier: look, its that hobo from earlier.
Shows mortimier eating Mr. holdout's corpse.
Courier: hey hobo, are you going to eat that-
Mortemier: ( in a demonic voice) BACK AWAY FROM ME MORTAL SCUM!
Courier: gulp…..
Ed-eeeeeeeeede: (in chris rock's voice) aw snap!
But before mortemier could kill him, benny ran mortemier over on a swivel chair.
Courier: ….. Hey! (takes his hat) free hat… wait. BENNY!
Benny scoots over.
Benny: hey there guy I never seen before.
Courier: you… you shot me in the head, left me for dead and worst of all!…. You stepped on a bug!
Benny: no I didn't.
Shows a dead radroach on the bottom of benny's shoe.
Courier: your evil has claimed the lives of many men. (punches benny) no longer! (punches benny again)
Benny: killing me will not make this story any more stupider than it already is!
Courier: (punches benny) I do not care about the story!
Me:…. That hurt me emotionally…..
Courier: and I (pulls out a 44 magnum and aims it at benny) will have my reven-
Benny is impaled by a large bumper sword.
Courier: 0-0.…. Uh.
Legate Lanius walks towards the 3 and removes his sword from benny's body.
Lanius: I am legate lanius!
Veronica: no duh Sherlock.
Lanius: and I have come to kill all of you! AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA!
Courier: why?
Lanius: because im evil!
Courier: why?
Lanius:… well I guess it all started when I a little boy…. Always beated me with that wrench… and daddy loved those ponies than he loved me…..
Veronica: uh…..
Lanius: I guess I took out my stress on others…. You know what, im not going to do this anymore, im going to help people, not kill them! Ill make the world a better-
A giant robot foot crushes lanius.
Courier: uncle Charlie?
Shows that liberty prime crushed lanius.
Liberty prime: COMUNIST DETECTED ON AMERICAN SOIL! LETHAL FORCE INGAGED!
Veronica and courier: holy crud!
Ed-eeeeeddddededeed: (in mga snake's voice) OH COME ON!
Liberty prime: COMMUNISM IS A LIE!
Courier: ….. Wait I have an idea!
The courier picks up a pebble and tosses it at liberty prime.
Liberty prime: SYSTEM MALFUNCTION! (falls apart)
Veronica: well this was a weird day on the strip.
Ed-ed: you bet… wait THAT WASN'T AN INTERNET REFFERENCE! ERROR!TUYJTFGFRVFSV- (blue screen of death appears on his monitor)
Ed-de then falls onto the ground.
Courier:…. Great, now where am I supposed to store my hats!
Veronica: and I didn't even get my dress!
Benny's now rotten corpse splits in half to reveal a dress.
Veronica: ghasp! A DRESS! ( in rainbow dash's voice) omigosh omigosh omigosh omigosh omigosh omigosh omigosh!
Veronica takes the dress and hugs it like it was her lost girlfriend.
Me: its funny because its cannon.
Courier: looks like everyone is happy now… this is the best ending ev-
Everyone is crushed by a giant whale being ridden by raul.
Raul: suck on that boss!
THE END
Credit to;
Bethesda
Obsidian
Hasbro
Studio b
Lauren faust
Ed edd n eddy
Trearch
Anything else I missed.
Me: I cant believe I wrote this, eh least im not uploading it… wait. Its already up?… -