Okay, so on day, a strange comit came down near Sonic and he was all like "woa! that was a commet!" Sonic says. And out steped the most beutiful girl around. Sonic asks "who are u?" Sonic asks. Da girl was like "I am Mary Sue. I be alien from outer space." She says. "U cutie, lets have sex." she says. "okay" Sonic says and then they do it.
Amy den came in and saw them and was all like "I thot you were mine, sonic!" Amy sayed angrilly. "I much coolr than you, Amy!" Mary Sue say. They fight, and Mary win, cause she cool. "Want to be friends?" Mary asks. "Okay." Amy says. "I have cool hammer lik you Amy and I have cool shoes like Sonic." Mary say. "Wow, that's cool" thay say. Then Tails come in and she like "waw! She cool!" Tails say. "I build lik you, tails" Mary says. "I do too." Tails say.
"Not so fast, sanic!" Eggman come in and he all like "I kill you and you friends!" Eggman says when he comes in.
"Not so fast, Eggmans!" Mary use her cutting, skating, interior design, yo-yo tricks, hevy lifting, tight-rope walking, pole dancing, strategizing, swordfighting, acting, horseback riding, smooth talking, lying, flute, inventing, hunting, voice impressions, swimming, knitting, poetry, juggling, shapesifting, lazer eyes, Chaos Powers, super strength, super speed, flying, gymnastics, woodcarving, boxing, photography, pyrotechnics, singing, dancing, marksmanship, martial arts learned by Omachao, cooking, baking, gardening, climbing, sorcery, crocheting, fishing, painting, and power of the entire universe to take Eggman down.
Silver and Blaze then come in and say "That's my boi!" Silver says. "She even better then either of us!" Blaze say.
"Itz no use!" Mary say. "I cam from the future to stop Eggman."
"Nic try, Mary!" Nazo came in and like "I knew that you knew that I knew that you knew that I knew that you knew that I knew that Sonic knew that you knew that I knew that Silver knew that you knew that I knew that Tails knew that Cream knew that Amy knew that Silver knew that Sonic knew that Tails knew that Nazo knew that Mecha Sonic knew that I knew that you knew that I knew that you cam from the past, present, and furture!" Nazo say.
"Wat? you ded!" Sonic say.
"Da time travel brought be back, and now I'm back! I'm back!" Nazo say.
"O yea? Well I can turn supah!" Mary took the Chaos Emeralds, the Seven Rings, and all the other tings and she was tranforming! She looked like Shrek when she turned into... Shrek! She was all like "Onions have layers!" And beat him in negitive one seconds! Everyone was all like
"We love you, Mary!" Even the girls wanted to have sex with her. Everyone was jealous of Mary, and they were all jealous.
Nazo was all like"wait I want u to join me." he say. Mary was all like "okay" and everyone died, even Nazo.
DE END!
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