So this is my first submit to Fanfiction and I really hope you guys like it. This is in the present day (but still an alternate world). Naruto is still an orphan but there are no such things as ninjas or demons. He just moved to Konoha. Please enjoy.

I rubbed my eyes and looked around my room to find the source of my wake-up call. There it was, the dreaded alarm clock 'DIE!' I evilly thought as a smacked the traitor across the room with my pillow. Now, if only I could remember why that thing was on in the first place…

I got dressed in a bright orange top and some black cargo pants then I began looking around my new apartment. It was just about the right size for one person but it was missing something…eh, I'll just figure it out later.

Knock. Knock. Knock. I went over to answer it but found no one there… odd… there was, however a note attached to the door, which I quickly took and brought inside. After my morning ramen I decided I would read it here's what it said:

Dear Uzumaki Naruto,

Thank you for registering for our school. We would like to inform you that school starts every day at eight and you are late. Because this is your first day we will not penalize you but we have sent some one from our sister school to pick you up. When you get here report immediately to your first period class. We have included your class schedule in this letter as well in the case that you have lost the last three we have sent you.

Principal Tsunade,

All Boys School Of Yaoi

'School of yaoi…? What is that? I know I signed up for school but what kinda weird school sends me a letter for being late? Oh! That's why my alarm was on this morning!'

"Um… hello…sorry to bother you…but um… you left your door open and…I just um… well Tsunade-sama has sent me to take you to school… and um…" The shy sounding girl said, taking a few steps into my home. She was a couple of inches shorter than me and had purple colored hair. Throughout what she said she was looking at the floor and tapping her fingers together, though I could barely see her hands because of the large blue sweater she was wearing. I thought she was kinda cute but man was she odd. I mean what kind of girl doesn't even look at you when you're talking to each other?

We walked together to school in the cold winter air. When we got to my schools front gates she left me to go her own way, taking about five minutes to say goodbye, yeah she was odd. I opened the gates and hurried to my class finding it on my forth try but when I opened the door I saw something that has scarred me to this day.

I apologize for 2 things: One, I did not know that others had made any fics simular to this. I came up with the idea on my own Please if it is too simular to any one elses tell me and I'll take it down, i really didnt realize that any one had made one like this until my sister pointed it out. Two, I am sorry to leave this on a cliff hanger but if you guys like it I'll write more just please comment! Thanks for reading!