This is based on a kids book I found in my schools library called; "Alvie Eats Soup" by Ross Colins.
Naruto belongs to Kishimoto-dono. damn T.T
Naruto Eats Ramen
This is the story of a boy called Naruto.
"I only eat ramen." Said Naruto.
In the beginning, Naruto's first word was…
"He's going to say Daddy!" said Naruto's dad, Minato.
"He's going to say Mommy!" said Naruto's mom, Kushina.
"MISO!" said Naruto.
Naruto had a little brother called Chouji. He could eat ANYTHING.
"Why can't you be more like Chouji?" asked Daddy Minato.
"Chouji can eat anything." Said Mommy Kushina.
"I can eat anything." Said Chouji.
"I only eat ramen." Said Naruto.
To make matters worse, Naruto's Granny Tsunade was a world-famous chef.
"The irony." Said Daddy Minato.
"The shame." Said Mommy Kushina.
"The flavors." Said Naruto.
At school Naruto would never swap, and at bedtime Naruto woudn't listen to bed time stories. Only ramen recipes would send him off to sleep.
Every week the ramen factory would make a delivery.
"I only eat ramen." Said Naruto.
"You don't say." Said the deliveryman.
Granny Tsunade was kept in the dark.
Naruto's parents worried. They worried about growth. They fretted about nutrition. They despaired over what would be served at his wedding.
But everything was pretty much under control until one day the letter they dreaded arrived.
Dear All,
I am finally getting a break from the book tour. Can't wait to see my lovely Chouji & Naruto. See you next Tuesday!
Love,
Granny Tsunade
"She'll think we're unfit parents!" wept Mommy Kushina.
"ACTION STATIONS!!" shouted Daddy Minato.
Naruto's parents resolved to cure the boy forever. They tried depriving him. They tried overindulging him. They tried to analyize him. They tried tricking him. Eventually they gave up.
Granny Tsunade was due the next day.
"She'll inform the ANBU…" groaned Daddy Minato.
"A boo who?" asked Chouji
"Unless…" said Mommy Kushina
Just as all traces of ramen were hidden, the doorbell rang.
"Hellooo everybody!" said Granny Tsunade.
"Let's go to a restaurant!" "To celebrate!" said Mommy Kushina and Daddy Minato.
Once there, Naruto's parents put their plan into action.
Mommy Kushina ordered for everyone. "Everything please!"
"A splendid choice!" said Daddy Minato.
"All of it!" said Chouji.
With so much food on the table, Granny Tsunade couldn't possibly see what Naruto would eat.
"Is something wrong, Madame?" asked the waiter.
"I only eat peas." said Granny Tsunade.
"Me too." Said Naruto.
END
RXR please