Disclaimer: Ibu: What are the point of these when you obviously don't own them? I mean really, if this is on then that would mean that this is fanfiction, and not like the actual writer would be writing fanfiction here, I'm sure Konomi has better things to do, and would it even be called fanfiction if it was done by the creator? I don't think it would, because the one who creates the thing is not a fan, well, I guess they could be, but the fact that they made it kind of rules out the fact that- (dies from lack of oxygen... or was it the high-powered weed-whacker that was shoved in his face?)

One lovely day in the park, Dan Taichi was sliding on a, well, metal slide. Hey, it could've been plastic. You never know these days...

"WHEEE! WHEEEEEEEEE!" Laughing merrily, Dan thought his day could never get any better, nor did he think it could take a turn for the worse. But just then, his headband slipped over his eyes...

One lovely day in the park, Fuji Shusuke was swinging on a, well, swing. Not like he would swing on a slide. Unless it was a slide-swing. I should patent that...

Erm, but anyways, Fuji just noticed something that he had never noticed before, even though he went around with his eyes closed every day...

"OH MY GOD I'M BLIND!"

"OH MY GOD I'M BLIND!"

Fuji and Dan ran around screaming frantically for their apparent lack of vision and smashed into each other.

Unfortunately, no one knew of Dan's 'problem' that his psychiatrist had been working on for years, in which he receives a (usually) minor case of psychopathy every time his eyes are covered. (This was the reason Dan did not know the true joy of 'Peekaboo' in his younger years.)

"OH NO YOU DON'T, YOU MOFO- YOU'RE NOT GETTING MY ACORNS!" screamed Dan, as he whipped out a .32 pistol and blasted out the tensai's brains.

Owari

I didn't want to kill Fuji, it just happened. He's usually the one who does my death-bidding, anyways. So uh... yes, R&R! You have to admit, though, the kid has a pretty good shot for being blind and all... (killed by rabid Fuji-fangirls) Oh, dear... X-x