It was the first day of December in South Park and soon everyone's minds turned to Christmas and all its magic and it seemed everyone was really excited
' OMG did you hear the big Christmas Coca Cola trucks have to pass though south park in A couple of weeks it's gonna be so cool I always wanted to see them ' Said Craig all excited
' Yeah so I heard no doubt we will be going ' Said Stan smiling
' I'm going too but don't think the Jew or Kenny will be going we all know Jews don't do Christmas and Kenny is too poor to celebrate Christmas ' Cartman said taunting Kyle and Kenny as usual
' Shut it fatass don't start I'm not in the mood ' Said Kyle trying to avoid the old Jew at Christmas carry on and Kenny just couldn't be bothered he didn't really bother much about Christmas and he didn't expect much anyway as the family didn't have much money but he always wanted Karen to have a good Christmas and being poor and seeing all the latest Christmas toys and that was hard for her as they were on the tv and in the stores and all her friends were talking about them and what they were going to be getting and a few times Kenny said to his mom 'just don't get me anything spoil Karen instead I'm fine and every year they were always bringing out must have toys so to avoid conflict and he wasent in the mood to start fighting with Cartman Kenny just walked away but picking up on his mood Stan followed him leaving Kyle and Cartman to battle it out as they could do that really well
' Hey Kenny are you okay your real quiet ..? Asked Stan as Kenny shrugged
' Yeah I'm fine just this Christmas thing that's all wish we weren't so poor maybe cartmans right we can't afford Christmas ' Kenny Sighrd
' Why have you got money trouble at home again ..? Asked Stan as Kenny half nodded
' Yeah you could say that I guess I don't care if I don't get anything for Christmas doesn't bother me but it's karen she deserves a good Christmas you know and with having that genirator and a tv now well she sees all the fancy adverts of the must have toys and she wants them and the stuff isn't cheap you know and she thinks Santa will delivers them s she still thinks he's real and that and if she wakes up on Christmas Day and sees no presents what will we say to her ..Oh I know you were so good but sorry Santa Dosent go to poor kids we can't even afford to visit the Santa at the mall it's that bad I'm dreading Christmas really ' Kenny said
' Aww shit I'm so sorry dude ' Was all Stan could say lost for words
' It's okay don't be maybe mom can get a few things form the dollar store and I have some cash saved like 30 bucks not much but at least she'll have a couple of things to open on Christmas morning but that's better than nothing I guess ' Kenny said sadly
' Has Karen seen anything she wants then ..? Asked Stan
' Yeah a few things sadly theirs a new doll on the market that is like well over $200 that dose everything like an interactive robot baby my real baby or something you can get them in Boy or girl white or black skin and they do hundreds of things and know you and learn their. name and that and they stat off like a newborn and grow into a toddler well they stay the same size also they have interactive stuff a book bottle pacifier teddy and clothes and stuff I'd love to see Karen get the doll but she'll be lucky if she gets a second hand Barbie doll out the thrift store also she loves the Trolls movie and still adores Frozen but the merchandise costs s damn fortune and she expects Santa to bring it we were so lucky to get her that furby mom won it in a raffle and she so needs new clothes too her clothes are all second hand from the thrift store and their getting old and worn now ' Kenny Sighrd
' Wow Yeah Christmas can be a bad time as well as magical too ' Stan said
' Ha Christmas magic yeah right I don't believe in all that sorry but Dosent wash with me dude okay for rich families but not families like us ' Kenny said
At 11 Kenny thought he was way too old for Christmas magic and Santa as he knew how it all worked yet Butters still believed I'm Santa so not to spoil Christmas for Butters Kenny kept quiet about how it really worked
' Kenny Kenny ' Yelled Karen later as everyone all headed home and Kenny was to escort Karen home that day
' Theirs Karen I promised mom I'd bring her home so I'll catch you guys later ' Kenny said with a smile before running off towards his sister and not hearing Stan and Kyle yelling See you later Kenny
' Hey their princess so how was your day did you have a good day then ..? Asked Kenny taking Karen's bag to carry it for her
' Same old I guess wish I didn't have so much homework I hate it will you help me later with it ..? asked Karen
' Sure ' Said Kenny smiling as the pair walked to the bus stop to go home
' Yes she is really alive and needs you love you can feed her read to her and watch her grow and she really knows you ' A voice Said on the tv as a baby doll with short blonde hair appeared and 2 little girls played with the doll and they were saying ' Wow she knows me when the doll called the girls mommy
' Oh Kenny mom look that's that doll again she's awesome I'd love her can Santa bring me one I'll be very very good ' Said Karen
' I don't know hun the dolls are so popular everyone is wanting them he might not have enough to go round ' Carol said sadly trying to make up an excuse
' Aww I hope he can try ' Karen said still watching the toy ads on tv then suddenly Santa appeared on TV
' Attention all boys and girls have you often wondered how I know when a child is naughty or nice well I guess my secret is now out you see I have a huge team of little helpers and their are now waiting for you at the adoption center to take them home ' Santa said showing off a entire crowd of little elf's all in red suits and hats and a few had skirts on
' These are my elf's and they will come and live with you over the holidays and keep an eye on you and let me know if your naughty or nice I have sent my elf's to these places where their waiting for you so you too can have one of my little helpers in your home and they get up to all kinds of funny things too so watch out ' Santa said showing an elf wiping its butt with a toothbrush and a little female elf had spelt out Merry Xmas with red and green M&Ms
Karen watched the ad fascinated and thought it was real
' Oh mom can we adopt an elf they look so cute ' Karen Said
' Oh I don't know we will have to see ' Said Carol glancing at Kenny
' Er mom can I talk to you in the kitchen alone ' Said Kenny as Carol nodded and followed her youngest son into the kitchen wondering what he wanted
Well that's that chappy done more to come the elf's are the elf's on shelf and the doll is based on the new Luvabella doll that is going to be a huge seller this year
