HI! This is ME again, blondes-for-president222, but I'll just call myself BFP because…my other name's too long. Anywho, now onto my partner and co-writer! You may know her from such HSM stories as 'Missing You', 'Man's World' and the other story we write together, 'Natural Disasters'. Ladies and gentlemen, Spongebob-Is-A-Political-God!
-in the words of SpongeBob!- I'M READY!!!
…erm, yeah. What do you have to say, Sponge-o?
This story was my idea, all mine!
WHAT?! I got the idea and told you! YOU LIE!
Okay, I'm sor –
LIES!!!!!!
Yeah, yeah, I said sorry. Anyway, this is what this story is about…what do the HSM characters think of FanFiction and some of these CRRRRRRRAZY things you people think of? Well, we are about to tell you!!! Oh, and we don't own them. LIFE SUCKS!
Anyway, we decided to begin with Troy, the handsomest guy there! ...oh, God, did I say that?
EVIL! Lucas Grabeel is WAAAAAAAAAAAY cuter.
Yeah, but Zac Efron comes next.
Well, DUH!!! Now, I reckon we've been going on enough. BFP, you are interviewing Troy, yes?
Yes…but in the interview, Troy says some things that INSULTED me!
Like what?
You'll see…
Troy
BTP: Hello, Troy! How are you?
T: Er, fine.
BTP: A man of few words…I like it!
T: Er...
BTP: Now, let's begin the interview. What do you think of FanFiction dot net?
T: Well, it's a great site, I have been on it a few times, but I mainly read stories about Power Rangers – I mean, Prison Break! I didn't say Power Rangers, heh heh.
BTP: Um, yeah, suuure. Okay, have you read High School Musical fics?
T: Yes, I have. I have to admit to reading a few of those.
BTP: What do you think of the pairing nick-named 'Troypay'?
T: That's me and Sharpay, right?
BTP: Yes.
T: One word: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!
BTP: -GASP- What?!?
T: Sorry, but me and Sharpay? Ick!
BTP: I-I…that was a very un-manly ick!
T: Oh! Um… -voice deepens- yeah, Sharpay's nice, if a little conceited, but I am a firm Troyella shipper.
BTP: …EW. Sorry, I'm a Troypay fan. I have nothing against you and Gabriella but you're annoyingly sweet. Besides, she and Ryan are cute together.
T: -GASP- You lie!!!
BTP: Do not.
T: Do too!
BTP: YOUR FACE!
T: YOUR MOM!
BTP: YOUR MOM'S FACE!
T: …touché. Well played, Blondie.
BTP: Merci.
T: …
BTP: That means 'thanks' in French.
T: I know!
BTP: Back to shippings. I have to admit to reading some Tryans, which means you and Ryan together.
T: -Splutters, chokes and falls off chair- OW!
BTP: HOLY CRAP! Are you okay?!
T: Me and who?! Ew, sorry, I don't swing that way! Ryan's a great guy and all, but I thought he liked Chad!
BTP: Okay, gross. Chad? Afro dude?
T: Yeah, whatever. I-DON'T-LIKE-RYAN-IN-THAT-WAY!
BTP: The stories were good…
T: I'm sure they were, but I'm straight. Pinkie promise.
BTP: You're sure you're straight?
T: SHUT UP!
BTP: Saying you're straight also cancels out Choy.
T: …eh?
BTP: Troy/Chad?
T: OH MY GOD!
BTP: Okay, okay! Now, I have seen some stories in which your father abuses you.
T: -Pales- Abuse…?
BTP: Why are you?...OH, GOD, IN THE BEAT-UP KIND OF WAY, you sick-minded twit!
T: Oh. Good. Well, my dad's actually pretty cool. He wouldn't hurt me. In either kind of way!
BTP: Oh, thank God. Er, sorry.
T: I understand.
BTP: How about stories in which you get either Gabriella, Sharpay or Taylor pregnant? Seen those?
T: Er…well, I read one where I got Gabby pregnant. Maybe…and it was good, but luckily, that hasn't happened!
BTP: So, you're a virgin?
T: I'm outta here!
BTP: NO! DON'T! I DON'T HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH!!!
T: Bye! -makes a speedy exit-
BTP: Drat. Now, we didn't intend to insult anyone in the making of this story. It's all in good fun! Next time is Gabriella! This should be fun…-prays that Gabriella-bashing will take place, because she's fun to bash!-
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