It was peaceful...too peaceful. It carried on through the city of Forest Hills. Stars illuminated the sky, the moon shone brightly as if it were a pure silver coin. Peter Parker was lying on a roof staring at the sky. He was in his Spider-Man suit, since he did patrols around the city at night. Nights had never before been this calm. Usually there was a petty crime or something like that, but on this night there was nothing. Just the sounds you hear in Manhattan. Cars honking, some yelling but that was it. No crime. For some reason Peter ignored the fact that this was unnatural, he was just glad he had a night off. Until the merc with a mouth appeared. The two had started talking, and found that they had a lot in common. The night seemed to grow hazy, and both completely forgot about everything else. Rose tinted blushes, and simple flirts brought them closer. As it struck midnight the two were deep in a kiss, yet what they didn't know is that it was all falling according to plan. It was just a trick, not love at first sight. A toxin was released around the two of them, to make it easier. It was just a trick, to break them both.

The sun shined brightly in the sky, not too bright, just enough for a simple nice sunny day. When Peter awoke, he found himself not at his home, but instead at a place that smelled of stale beer, and alpha was all over it. The scent was over powering, it burned his nose.

Yet it didn't matter because he was trying to figure out where he was. His entire lower body ached as he attempted to stand, but only to realize that someone was holding him by the waist, someone with a death grip on him. He panicked slightly as he heard a groan from the other person. "...The hell?" They said as they finally awoke. "...c-can you let go of me?" Peter stuttered. "HOLY HELL YOU'RE SPIDEY! I JUST FUCKED SPIDER-MAN" Wade Wilson sat up, and looked at Peter. "WE DID WHAT" Peter yelled.

The two stared at eachother for a bit. "We are to never tell anyone of this." Peter said. "Agreed." Wade nodded, and the two began getting dressed. Peter began to walk home. Unsure what to tell his parents. He called his dad, and waited for him to pick it up.

Once his father picked up, there was a large amount of yelling and swears. "PETER WHERE WERE YOU!" His father yelled. "I was out on a walk, fell asleep, woke up in an alley almost got raped. Im fine." Peter replied calmly. "THAT IS NOT OK. GET HOME, IMMEDIATELY." Tony shouted and hung up.

Peter sighed, and began to walk home.

"Life is great, this is great, everything is fine..." Peter said to himself repeatedly, trying to calm himself down. He had just had a one nightstand with someone he barely knew, had woken up in a strangers house, and now his Dads were gonna be very upset at him. "As long as none of it gets worse everything's a-ok." Peter sighed as he entered Stark Tower.