All Dog Star: Sirius Black
Prongest: James Potter
Moon Star: Remus Lupin
Rat Cheese: Peter Pettigrew
Evans Leaves: Lily Evans
Sniper Viper: Severus Snape
Loco Loony Lady: Lyndotia Elumo
Diskipable Dementoes: Reneey Umbra
Evil Twinkle: Albus Dumbledore
Hot Rod: Rodolphus Lestrange
Future Death Eater: Bellatrix Black
Galaxy Girl: Andromeda Black
Mirror Image: Narcissa Black
White Death: Lucius Malfoy
Rommie's Teddy Bear: Ted Tonks
Everybody's Business: Mary McDonald
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"Today in Muggle Studies, we're going to learn about the computer!" the professor exclaimed. Everybody but Reneey, Lyn, Lily, and Severus blinked at her, dumbfounded. Reneey and Lyn looked at each other in excitement as evil grins formed on their faces.
"Now, everybody open up your laptops."
The loco loonys were the first ones that opened them; then eventually, all of the others figured it out -- after many failed attempts.
"Now I want everybody to turn on their computer, the first person who --"
Just then the starting tone plays and interrupts the teacher.
"Excellent! Ten points to Slytherin and Gryffindor!" she said with a smile. "As I was saying, try to figure out how to turn the computer on, if you can't figure it out just as a friend."
"Lyn...Lyn...Lyn...LYN!" Finally, James throw a rolled-up piece of parchment at her, which definitely got her attention.
"What!?" she asked. "Can't you see I'm making a password-protected screen name on my computer!?"
"But I need help!" James pleaded. "And also Padfoot!"
"Oi..."
Lyn walked over to were they were sitting and turned their computers on.
"Thanks!" James and Sirius said appreciatively.
Pretty soon their were a thousand starting sounds, but also:
"HOW THE HELL DO YOU TURN ON THIS MUGGLE THING!?" Bellatrix yelled as she threw her computer on the floor, growling.
"Ten points from Slytherin!"
Reneey rolled her eyes and came over to Bellatrix, picked up the computer, and pretty soon the starting sound came up. Reneey walked back to her seat without a word.
"Hey do you have ya screen name an' pass done?"
"Yeah," Lyn answerd Reneeys quastion. As the teacher turned around they switched seats, looked at each other's screen names and passwords, and then switched again, grinning.
"Now, the next step is to make your own screen name and password so no one can get into your personal stuff."
Severus logged on first this time, which earned a glare from the loco loonys; he only smirked in response. Soon they logged on, too, but just then the bell rang.
"Log out, turn off your computer, and we'll countinue this tomorrow!"