Mario was throwing a party at Peach's castle and anyone who's anyone was there. Suddenly the sky grew dark. Everyone turned just in time to see 2 hands descending from the heavens. They cracked their knuckles and began to speak through sign language... the only problem was no-one could understand what they were trying to say. That is until one of them spoke up.
"Why don't you just try English they might understand then" said one of the hands. The hand that spoke seamed drunk and couldn't keep still. The other hand seamed the exact opposite. He seamed relaxed, tranquil, and completely sober. "Let me handle this you retard" The left hand was clearly insulted but wasn't going down with out with out a fight. "I may be crazy but I'm not a retard now shut up and get on with it before I do!" Before anyone could even blink the right hand had clenched into a fist and slammed into the self proclaimed crazy hand sending him flying back into the heavens from which he came.
The remaining hand floated down to just in front of Mario and spoke as if nothing had happened. "My name is Master Hand and that was my brother Crazy Hand. We came here because we have been watching you all for years and we're tired of fighting over whom would beat whom in an all out melee so we decided to settle this once and for all."
How exactly do you plan to do that? Asked Mario stepping forward "Well..." Master began. "Crazy and I are going to hold a tournament with the winner facing us" Two against one hardly seams fair said Samus stepping up next to Mario Besides at the speed you move at how are we going to even hit you. Master Hand clearly wanted to say something but stopped before actually deciding on what to say. "Alright to be fair Ill set up another, slightly easier challenge just before you face us, hows that sound" That's perfect, who will this new challenger be? Said Bowser and knocking Mario off to the side. "You'll do" said Master as he lunged at Bowser containing him in a closed fist before flying back to where he was floating before. A black light began to glow from inside Masters Fist escaping through the gaps between his fingers which soon subsided. Master Hand opened his fist to reveal a figure crouched on Masters Palm. The figure stood up. He looked almost identical to the original except bigger and had a look of pure evil in his eye. "I'll go set up." Said the new Bowser leaping up into the heavens which seamed impossible with what he must have weighed.
"Now that that's taken care of we'd better be off" Do you just expect us to with you right now "well yes" said Master And if we refuse? Said Pikachu, sparks flying from his cheeks. "I'm afraid you don't have a choice" Said Master as he began to spin like a drill before diving into the ground.
No-one moved for a few seconds as they didn't know what to expect when suddenly beams of white light shot both from the sky and ground as Crazy descended again to reveal the source of the descending beams "I'd suggest you hold on to what ever you can" said Crazy as the ground the gaming heroes stood on began to float skyward.
Crap! The food cried Kirby running to the edge and sucked all the food up onto the floating island. Once all the food was on the floating island all eyes turned to Kirby only to see him stuffing his face what? I'm still hungry.