Sakuya: Me was bored so me made this.
Naomii: Didn't last time you get bored a squirrel blow up?
Itachi: Moral of the story: Never boar her...EVER!
Sakuya: You can't prove it. Dei-chaaaaaan! Do the disclaimer!
Deidara: WHYYYYYYYYYYY?
Sakuya: 'Cuz I got your Herbal Essence and will torch it if you don't –pulls out flamethrower-
Deidara: FINE! Naomii and Sakuya Productions don't own Naruto in any way, shape, or form. If they did…bad thing would happen!
Chapter 1: Intro
Sakuya: -announcer voice- Ladies and gentlemen. May I present to you…the Mr. Akatsuki Pageant.-breaks out into song-Isn't he lovelyyyyyy! Isn't he eviiiiiiiil! Isn't he the most...PHYCOOO!
Akatsuki:-walks in-
Sakuya: -announcer voice- Today's contestant's arreeeee…Sasori, Itachi, Kisame (boooo!), Pein, Kakazu, and DRUM ROLL PLEASE-drum roll- TTTOOBBII II!
Tobi: TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!
Sakuya: Anyyway Today's judges are Naomii!
Naomii: -bows- Thank you. Thank you. I hate you all sooo much!
Sakuya: ME! Of course! Plus…Konan!
Konan: … Die.
Sakuya: AND LASTLY...my best frenemy Yukari!
Yukari: Why am I here again?
Sakuya:-chuckles evilly- 'Cuz I threatened to eat your corpse silly! .
Yukari: 0.o -laughs nervously-Ohhhh…yeaaaah -tries to run away-
Sakuya: -lasso's Yukari back, then ties her to the chair- Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. You can't get away from me. Muhahahahahahaha-cough cough hack wheeze cough-hahahahahaha! Now on with the show-gong sounds-, oh that's all the time we have today Tune in next time for the Creativity Section!