Bella sat down quietly as she sat and stared without breathing across the room at edward. "He's so amazing i want to be with him forever and ever and then marry him and be with him longer" she said allowed. Her frends was like "stfu your so in love with him just go ask him out" and bell was like "but he will hit me and beat me and suck on my pinky until i see his teeth in my butthole" "How many teeth in your butt" "30" then she sighed and got up. "I'm gonna go ask him" then she got up and go aksed him "will you marry me edward ullen" "no i'm too dnagerous b ut you smell so good aaaaaannnnnnndnddddddndd i will eat you but you will die if i have sex wit you" "i don't care about that i just want to be with you fever eddikins!" eddward got up and left then came back and left again and bella was like "no" and went after him but then he came back and then he was like "omg okay i will marry you" and then they were married and started to had sex but then bella died because edward did his pelvic thrust too hard.
the end.
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Auther: I DON'T OWN TWILIGHT! IF I DID THEN EDWARD AND JACOB WOULD SO HAVE WILD BUTT SEX ALL THE TIME!
EdWord: EW THAT'S GROSS I DON'T LIKE BUTT SEX Auther: In my world you do =]