Title: What Are You Doing!
Pairing: Harry/Draco, Scorpius/Hugo, Ron/Hermione
Rating: PG13
Disclaimer:No I don't own HP characters and what not. And no I'm not making a profit. And yes this is for fun.
Summary: It's all dialogue. Harry and Draco unwillingly shock a few people
"So, Draco"
"Hmm?"
"Think we should... post-pone telling everyone we're engaged?"
"We're engaged?"
"I think we should be."
"I quite fancy the idea"
"So... that's a yes then?"
"It is."
"So should we?"
"I think... they've already had quite a shock today."
"Ron would have a fit. Well another one... Ginny as well."
"But then again, why not do it? Scorpius and Hugo already shocked them quite a bit today... they should be able to handle more."
"Draco..."
"I do love seeing weasels upset."
"You're... terrible."
"I know."
"Mhm."
"So... should we... go out there?"
"Potter."
"Hmm?"
"Quit talking."
"HARRY!"
"Ginny...?"
"What are you doing?"
"Er..."
"Well Weasley if it isn't obvious he's-"
"I know what he's doing!"
"Well then I think you should leave so we can carry on."
"What's wrong with Ha- Harry!"
"Merlin, someone shut the damned door! Ron stay cal-"
"He and Malfoy were... Harry was-"
"Bloody hell don't tell me!"
"Ron-"
"What's all the commotion about?"
"Mione! Talk some sense into Harry. Please."
"Yes, please."
"About what?"
"What do you mean 'about what'?"
"Everything seems fine to me."
"That's because they put their pants back on!"
"You mean you two didn't know?"
"You knew?"
"Of course I knew."
"Harry, you told her?"
"Weasley, Granger has intellect. She figured it out on her own."
"It's Weasley now."
"Whichever."
"Dad what's wrong you look upset..."
"It's Malfoy! Bloody Malfoy!"
"I thought you were fine with me dating Scorpius..."
"I don't think he's referring to us Hugo."
"Then wh-"
"Father's been dating Potter."
"What!"
"Actually... it's going to be Potter-Malfoy... now"
"Harry, what did you just..."
"You're getting MARRIED! To him? Is that why you divorced me? HIM!"
"Calm down will you? You bloody ginger."
"Malfoy! You homewrecker!"
"Please, I did not steal Harry away from you. He came to me of his own free will."
"Ginny calm down."
"Harry don't touch me."
"Dad..."
"James..."
"You're buggering Mr. Malfoy?"
"Wha- James that's not something we-"
"I think it's probably the other way around... most times."
"Scorpius."
"Yes, Mrs. Weasley"
"Highly inappropriate."
"True though."
"Draco... must you tell them?"
"They were asking, weren't they."
"Harry! You're the bottom?"
"Yes, I'm the bloody bottom. Most times."
"I'm going to get a drink..."
"I... I think I'll just go home..."
"We should probably leave too... C'mon Draco"
"That went much better than expected."
"Harry?"
"If I recall... we were interrupted."
"Shall we continue."
"Yes, now where was I?"
"Harry."
"Draco?"
"I love you."
"I love you too."