"Glue."
"Okay mastah!"
"Screwdriver."
"Got it!"
"Beaver."
"Beavah!" Gir shouted as he grabbed the buck-toothed animal from the tool counter, slapping it in Zim's three-fingered hand, and the irken used it to pull out the last nail to his machine.
As soon as the nail was removed, Zim plopped the beaver on the ground, with the sad animal fleeing for its life.
Zim stood back, admiring the glorious machine: the Brainwasher of DOOM (Zim obviously picked the name). The Brainwasher was a device that could control and explode the small and possibly non-existing brains of the hyu-mans.
The Brainwasher took Zim two months to make, day and night. He even skipped a couple days of school just to polish it off (which Dib was very suspicious of).
"It is finally the time, Gir! I will take over the tiny human minds, and force them to destroy the Dib-stink, and then create a whole planet with me as the ruler!" Zim laughed crazily, and walked to the front of the computer to try and activate the device.
Zim snapped his fingers, which made Gir's normally blue eyes turn red, and he gave his orders.
"Gir! Take control of the aimer! Make sure it hits the television tower!" Zim ordered Gir, who nodded and rockets appeared on his feet as he flew up to the roof.
Zim knew he had to hurry with shooting the tower, because Gir could only follow orders for such an amount of time, and he pressed the red, DEMOLISH, button, and awaited to hear the loud crack of the Brainwasher's beam, but heard nothing.
Did Gir turn back to his normal self so soon? He thought to himself as he saw a hole on the roof of the basement, from where Gir flew up.
He went up the elevator to the first floor, then went up to the roof to find red Gir continuously pulling the trigger to the Brainwasher's satellite.
"Master. There appears to be an interference with the cities frequencies. I have pinpointed the problem on the roof of Bloaties Pizza Hog." Red Gir informed the defected irken, who was agitated that his plan for world domination had to be postponed.
Zim put on his black wig and contacts, and tossed Gir (now turned blue) his green dog suit, who zipped it up in a flash.
Gir then activated his rocket feet, and Zim hopped on Gir's back, using his dog ears to steer, and they flew towards the pizza place.
"We're here mastah!" Gir shrieked as they landed in front of Bloaties Pizza Hog, and Zim shuddered as he saw the robotic animals inside the pizza place, watching his every move-it creeped him out.
He walked inside, and made sure that the employees were busy serving the customers, so they wouldn't bother him, and the only person who could see him was Bloaty, who was groaning as he tried to move his immensely fat arms.
Zim sneaked inside the janitors closet, and climbed up the ladder to the roof, where he gasped when he saw what was blocking the frequencies- a crashed irken voot.
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"Mayday Mayday, brace for impact!" The computer screeched to her as she desperately tried to make the engine work again.
"Come on, work! WORK!" She screamed, but had no reply.
CRASH!
Zim ran over to the voot and peeked inside the main window, to find an irken stuck under a gigantic load of computers.
Zim activated his spider legs and broke the window open, and picked up a piece of the technology and shoved it aside, grabbing more technology to free the irken.
The unknown irken slowly opened her eyes to see an irken freeing her from the pile, and kept his image in her head as she passed out again.
"Gir! Help me get rid of the cables that the irken is stuck under!" Zim ordered Gir, and Gir simply just activated his heat vision and disintegrated the cables with no trouble, where Zim was panting from lifting the heavy cables.
"Why didn't you do that in the first place?!" Zim screamed at Gir, who gave him a silly smile.
"You never asked me!"
Zim face palmed himself as he grabbed the female irken's arm and tugged her out of the voot, seeing she was knocked out cold.
"Gir, grab her hands while I grab her feet, we have to carry her to the base."
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It has been four hours since Zim had found the irken, and she was in a healing chamber in his basement, as Zim was sitting in a chair, waiting impatiently for the irken to wake up.
While he was waiting, he got a good look at the irken.
She was very short, around Gaz's height or shorter, and had antennae similar to Zim, except she had two rounded edges on the end, sticking behind her head, also similar to how Zim's antennae was faced.
Since her eyes were closed, Zim didn't know what eye color she had, and the green goo from the healing chamber made her uniform seem gray, not showing its real color.
Zim looked at the time on his computer to find it was 12:00, and that his classmates would be asleep, including the Dib-worm.
As much as Zim wanted to mess with Dib, he couldn't miss the moment of when the irken woke up, because the reason he even saved her in the first place was because judging by the irken voot model she crashed, she must work closely with the Tallests.
The voot she crashed was a prototype Zonarian designed ship, which he heard rumors about on some irken websites, and were to be given to the Tallests and high class leaders.
He looked back at the irken to find she was sleepily waking up, revealing her eyes to be grey, but that was only from the goo, not her actual color.
He walked over to her tube and clicked the drain button, and the fluid slowly depleted from the chamber.
He heard coughing from within the tube, and opened the chamber door, and rushed to her.
"Are you okay?" Zim asked the irken, who stared at him with large blue eyes. That was all she did.
Stared at him.
He started to feel uncomfortable, and stepped away.
"Um, can you tell me wh-!" but he was pounced on by the irken, who gave him a giant hug.
He was surprised and outraged by this hug, and desperately tried to break free, but for a small irken, she was strong.
"You're my hero!" The irken cried, and squeezed him even more, and Zim could barely breathe, and Gir was running around the room clapping.
"P..lea…se…LET GO!" He screamed, and finally broke free of her strong grip, gasping for air.
He then activated his security system and four computer arms grabbed her arms and legs, binding the irken to be immobile.
As soon as Zim got his heart to work again, he reluctantly stepped forward to the irken, who gazed at him with a lovesick smile.
"Uh, now tell your name to the ALMIGHTY ZIM!" Zim screeched at the irken, who still smiled.
"My name is Vin!" She said happily, and groaned, trying to break her arms free of the computer, trying to hug Zim once more.
Zim was disgusted at her attempts to break free, and coughed as he had trouble airing himself in.
"Yes, well why are you here?" Zim asked Vin, who looked like she was trying to remember, but shook her head.
"I dunno!" She smiled sweetly, as Zim's ruby eye twitched, as she was obviously making this difficult for him.
It must be the impact of the crash that caused her to have her memory loss. But the problem is… he paused as he looked at Vin, who was actually starting to break free of the computer's grasp, but Zim clicked a button, which sent for more reinforcements, …I don't know if it's temporary or permanent.
After five minutes of being binded, Vin asked Zim normally, "Can you please let me go?" She asked nicely, like she was actually sane, and not trying to murder Zim with her hugs.
Zim saw that her face was calm, and not crazy trying to hug him.
Then he sighed and gave in, but before he released her from the computer's grip, he made her promise.
"Alright, but before I let you go, promise me that you WONT hug Zim!" Zim said firmly as Vin blushed as he spoke, listening to his every word.
She quickly nodded, and he released her.
"Alright, so you ne-,!" But Zim was interrupted as Vin pouncing on him, squeezing him once more. Zim felt stupid for actually trusting this idiot!
"Computer! Bind her again! Keep an eye on her while I destroy THE WORLD!" Zim screeched and laughed maniacally as he approached the Brainwasher.
However, when Zim tried to activate the Brainwasher, it sounded like a car engine dying, and it shut off again.
"Heh? Someone sabotaged the Brainwasher!" Zim cried, and cleared his voice.
"Computer, show me the security cameras and play the time between 8:35 and 8:56!" Zim ordered, because he was at the base the whole day until he went to Bloaties at 8:00.
A holographic image appeared in front of Zim, and he pressed 'Play'. Several minutes after Zim left, the lab looked perfectly normal, until he saw a hard-drive floating in the air, and Zim squinted his eyes to get a better look.
"Computer, enhance image." Zim said, and the screen's image refined.
Even if the picture was better, Zim had to squint his hardest to make out the image.
Then he heard Vin's voice behind her, luckily she was still trapped.
"Hey, who's that guy with the big head?" Vin asked loopily, probably still dizzy from the healing chamber.
"Heh?!" Zim asked as he turned around, realizing she could see the holographic image perfectly. He then realized that he saw an outline of someone…someone with a big head.
He realized it was Dib in some sort of invisibility suit, and Dib plugged the hardrive into the Brainwasher's CPU, and he heard Dib's voice.
"This'll stop Zim!" Dib cheered, and the security film ended. Zim was so angry he would enjoy ripping his head off his body and wouldn't feel guilty for at least twelve thousand years.
"THE DIB HUMAN DESTROYED MY MASTERPIECE!" Zim screamed throughout the lab, having his insane-sounding voice echo throughout the lab.
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The next day, Zim grabbed his wig and eye contacts and went down to the lab to do a quick recharge to his pak.
When he went to the basement, he passed by Vin, who was still being held by the computer, who's face brightened as he appeared before her.
As Zim recharged his pak, she decided to talk.
"So where are you going, and why do you look like that?" Vin asked and Zim sighed, not in the mood to tell her about Earth.
"I'm going to Skool, and I need this to blend in with the disgusting humans." Zim explained, and Vin nodded, understanding.
"So humans have green skin?" She asked, and Zim was annoyed that she would question his brilliant disguise!
"I HAVE A SKIN CONDITION!" Zim screamed at her, and he quit recharging his pak and went upstairs and left the house.
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It has been two hours since Zim left, and Vin was ultimately bored, who couldn't even move due to Zim's strict orders to the computers.
It seemed like every minute she was away from him seemed like a day, and she longed to be by Zim's side again.
This was her turning point.
"Ngh…." She mumbled as she prepared herself to break loose.
"I MUST BE WITH ZIM! AND NOTHING IS GONNA STOP MEEEE!" Vin screamed crazily, and she broke free of the computer's arms, and twisted them up and snapped them off the roof, dropping to the ground before her.
Then she cackled darkly, and walked towards the elevator.
When she went inside, she cleared her voice, "Ahem! Computer, pinpoint the location called 'Skool'."…
Hi guys, well I thought this was a pretty decent first chapter, and I just wanted to say, I even thought of a voice actor for Vin, I just wanted you guys to get a clearer image. If Vin were to be voiced by ANYONE, it would be Monica Rial. I know that she's an anime voice actor, but her voice seemed to fit SO MUCH with Vin. I'm not very sure if I should make this a ZimxOc story, because I wanted this to be about humor and unrequited love, if you guys haven't already guessed Vin has an obsessive crush on Zim. I just get tired of looking at the same ZimxOc stories, NOT THAT THEY'RE BAD! It's just that it'd be cool to mix things up a bit, even though I know I'm not the first person to make a story like this. Anyway, see you next episode!