Conversation between orochimaru, sasuke, sakura, and naruto

(Itachi, inner sakura & kakashi)

Orochimaru: sasuke….

Sasuke: what?

Orochimaru: I love you

Sasuke: f u!!!!!

Naruto: wow!

Sakura: you're right that was weird

Orochimaru: and what if I do love him

Naruto: well he hates you

Sasuke: hmph! Back off b!!!!

Orochimaru: hand over your body

Sasuke: suck my ba-

Orochimaru stares and evil smile

Sasuke: uhhh…forget I ever said anything

Sakura: SASUKE-KUN, WATCH OUT!!!!! runs to sasuke

Naruto: sakura come on…that loser couldn't like a girl even if he tried

Sasuke: NARUTO SHUT THE F UP!!!!!
Orochimaru: I knew he was gay that's why I love him so

All shinobi boys- UH HUH!

Sasuke: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!!!!!????

Orochimaru: pushes sakura away from sasuke sasuke-kun!!

Naruto: sasuke your lover wants you….

Sasuke: HE'S NOT MY LOVER!!!!!! stops orochimaru from getting close to him

Sakura: evil glare to orochimaru YOU SON OF A B!!!!

Orochimaru: --'uhhh….ummmm……

Naruto: uhhhh……sakura!!! Take cover!!!! hides behind a tree

Sasuke: sakura!!! hugs sakura gently

Sakura: sasuke….

Orochimaru: but sasuke-kun…..no!!!!! dies from losing sasuke
Naruto: comes from behind the tree well that was weird

Sasuke and sakura and naruto: …yep…

Naruto: oh hey sasuke, knock knock

Sakura and sasuke: F YOU!!!

kakashi and Naruto damn…what the hell did I do?

Sakura: kakashi when did you get here and naruto stop being annoying

Kakashi: eh I was bored…and I finished my book so I decided to see what was going on

Naruto: fine! I'll eat ramen! sits and gets barbeque pork ramen hehehe smiles

Sasuke: naruto….

Naurto: Huh?

Sasuke: why are you such an idiot?

Naruto: aww shut up sasuke you're the one that's gay!! Hehehe

Sasuke: sharingan what did you say?

Naruto: uhhhh …..never mind….

Sakura: ok you two stop fighting

Sasuke: He started it…

Naruto: my ass I started it

Sakura: oh boy

Kakashi: you know what naruto stop fooling around…cleverly sneaks away to by another perverted book

Naruto: but…pouts fine.

Sakura: slaps head you guys are all idiots!!

Sasuke: I thought you loved me

Sakura: my ass…the day hell freezes over is the day I'll love you…and you can come to a conclusion that that's not going to happen

Sasuke: hangs head awww come on

Naruto: hahahahaha!!!!! falls on his ass from laughing so much

Sasuke: clutch fists Nar…u….to… Face turns red from anger

Sakura: oh boy not again

Itachi walks in emotionlessly

Itachi: little brother

Sakura: sasuke….your bro- blinks twice at itachi HOLY SHIT IS THAT YOUR BROTHER!!!! DAMN HES HOT!!!!!!

Sasuke: itachi…what are you doing here?!

Itachi: stop your prattling, foolish little brother….looks at sakura then at sasuke oh, who is she?

Sakura: ummm….I uh ummm…Im sak…ura blushes

Itachi: are you as weak as my brother?

Inner Sakura and sakura: GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!

Itachi: strong...looks at sakura's face closely I see…you have enough hatred in you much more than my pathetic little brother

Sasuke: WHAT!!!!!!

Sakura; I do…well of course; just don't get me mad…

Itachi: I see….

Naruto: sakura don't go to the dark side...Come on

Sakura: SHUT UP NARUTO!!!!!!!!

Naruto: uhhhhh…..forget I ever said anything

Sakura: good…

Itachi: …

Sasuke: wow this is a weird conversation

Naruto: I agree

Sakura: Im outta here!!!!! stomps off extremely upset

Sasuke: yeah me too…see ya loser walks off with hands in pockets

Naruto: grrrrrrrr IM NOT A LOSER YOU FUCKING GAY FAG!!!!!!!!!! walks towards sasuke and argues with him

Itachi: all pathetic….walks the opposite direction