WHEE I LIVE! anyhoo, parody of the "Major General's Song" from Pirates of Penzance
written for the rangers :3
I am the very model of modern Risembool Ranger,
The rangers are a thriving breed, no chance of being endangered.
I know of Vic Mignogna, and his infamous "dead sexy" line
I love FullMetal Alchemist and watch Macross from time to time;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with Gawl from Generator Gawl.
I love to munch on sour straws, both cherry and sour app-HAL.
About the chatroom rules, I am obeying with a vigor true,
Even though without permission I may spam a link or two...
I'm very good at blomping and I lobve all rangers big and small
I know the names of Voice actors: from Greg Ayres to Monica Rial
In short, in matters anime, I am de-fin-at-ely no stranger.
I am the very model of a modern Risembool Ranger.
I know our mythic history, dodgeball games against the MSA;
Geographically speaking, rangers will live on Victorth one day.
The law of Equivilant Exchange is practically my lifestyle
For an autograph I waited in a line that stretched a half a mile.
I can sing along to 'Metafiction' and also 'If These Walls Could Talk'
I have a tendency to draw trans-mu-ta-tion circles on sidewalks.
If we could spread the ranger lobve, the world would be a better place.
Because the Risembool Rangers are clearly the su-per-i-or race.
I can write a warning letter in the style of Phantom Thief Dark
And calmly tell Broly 'a wrinkled nose is not a beauty mark.'
In short, in matters anime, I am de-fin-at-ely no stranger.
I am the very model of a modern Risembool Ranger.