I wrote this awhile back when I was still playing WoW. Lunar's my character (NE Hunter) and Aca's my boyfriend's (NE Druid). It's to the tune of "Santa Fe" from Rent.
Booty Bay
LUNARBLADE
Darnassus-
ACABAR
Uh huh
LUNARBLADE
Home of the great Night Elves
ACABAR
Sing it girl-
LUNARBLADE
It sure is pretty
But
it's no place to earn a big purse
ACABAR
I hear
you
LUNARBLADE
Well, I started out slow
Duels with a
level 10 I'd refuse
Now I want to leave this place so that I
can show
I've leveled fast you see
And I won't
lose
ACABAR
Now you're talking
Well, I'm
starting to get a little bit befuddled
The quests I've seen are
just way too low
And I'm not yet ready for Stratholme, I'll
get muddled
And Darkshore's just not right for me, so
Let's go get some
quests down in Booty Bay
Oh neutral Booty Bay would be nice
Let's go get some quests down in Booty Bay
And leave this
place to the wisps, don't think twice
Oh--Oh
BOTH
Oh--
LUNARBLADE
You fight?
ACABAR
- I
fight
A druid with ferocity
But my companions would rather drink cheap beer
LUNARBLADE
Azeroth
BOTH
Azeroth!
ACABAR
You're a
Hunter who's incomplete
Have a pet that's none too sweet
You
will get to level sixty
In time
I could turn into a bear
Toss those mobs from here to there
Killing as we go, isn't
that fine!
Let's go get some quests down in Booty Bay
Our
hunting would yield rewarding gains
BOTH
Gains, gains,
gains
ACABAR
Let's go get some quests down in Booty Bay
Only tug on your mount's mighty reigns
LUNARBLADE
Mighty reigns
BOTH
Our swift Nightsabers will bring
us
So far away
On these missions we hope to excel
We'll
go get some quests down in Booty Bay
To Darnassus let's say a
farewell
Oh--
Oh--
ACABAR
Do you know the way to
Booty Bay?
You know, Buccaneers... Crowded inns...
Yeah