Hine: Ok, this story was co-written with my friend Chicky.

Chicky: Yup! And it's on my favorite book series! Harry Potter! *fantasizes about Harry*

Hine: Right......... anyway, onto the disclaimer shall we?

Chicky: Are you really that stupid? If you heard of the them before, they're Jo's. If you don't, it's self-explanatory.

Hine: Or in other words, we don't own HP so don't kill us. Please. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Chicky: Elllllo' everyone and welcome to our show!

Hine: I don't think it is a show...

Chicky: Whatever...Our first guest is...Snape...damn, our ratings are gonna plummet.

*Snape walks out*

Snape: It's a pleasure?

Chicky: Ew.

Hine: I want my mommy!

Chicky: Sooo...you're a potions teacher and tormenter extraordinaire?

Snape: Yes.

Hine: *laughing* Wow! That is the most moronic job ever! Continue.

Snape: I also am a member of the Order of the Phoenix.

Hine: Sounds important. In another universe.

Snape: Ingrates!!! Avada!...

*Snape is pummeled by a tall dark haired man*

Snape: Potter! You will pay for this!!

Harry: Yea right!

Chicky: You go girl!

Harry and Nikki: 0_0

Chicky: sorry.

Hine: Your welcome.

Harry: Please and thank you!

Chicky: The soup was excellent!

Hine: May I have more lines?

Chicky: course!

Hine: Dracy-poo!

Chicky: You would not...

*Draco walks on stage. Menacingly. Draco sits down. Menacingly.*

Draco: Hello pumkin-pie-pudums. Hi fiends.

Chicky: Harry, I'm scared...

Harry: It's all right. It's only a moron. *hugs*

Chicky: ^_^

Hine: I love you Dracy-poo.

Draco: I love you pumpkin-pudum. *Kiss, hug*

Audience: Ahhhh...

Chicky: *back from hug* Wow, we have an audience.

Hine: I think we need some new guests. Bye Snape! Our next guest is Sirius Lee Black!

Chicky: I think we're being too puny.

Hine: 'Course!

*Sirius walks out.*

N and M: Hi! *hug him*

Harry: Mary! What are you doing? Cheating on me for my 40-year-old godfather?

Chicky: No, he's just likeable.

Sirius: Yea, like I'd ever take your girlfriend. I'd only take James'.

Hine: That's so shallow.

Sirius: Shallower than my private pool? I don't think so!

Chicky: Let's go to a commercial break!

Hine: ^_^

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