Disclaimer: I do not own Hellsing. However, Shelby and Becca belong to me and my friend.

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"All right, Becca! They're about to fight!" a young woman with short, dark brown hair giggled.

"We're nerds, Shelby. Total, 21-year-old, nerds," the other girl sighed, sporting short, choppy blond hair.

"Shhh!!"

The two were watching the first OVA of Hellsing, preparing to witness the epic fight between the Paladin, Father Anderson, and Hellsing's greatest creation, Alucard. Just before the fight began, a loud crash sounded and the girls flinched.

"Ah, damn. It's thundering. The power had better not go off," Shelby mumbled, catching a flash of lightning out of the corner of her eye. The fight between Anderson and Alucard was heating up. The computer screen began to grow a bit dim, so Shelby tried shaking it in an albeit unsuccessful attempt at fixing it. Just as she was messing with the monitor, another bolt of lightning crashed down near the dorm. Suddenly, the girls both felt a jolt. And everything went blank.

"Agh…Damn it," Shelby groaned, starting to come to. Another moment passed, and all was silent. Eerily silent. "Becca?" she called out for her friend as she opened her eyes and began to look about. Her blond friend was lying beside her and also beginning to awaken.

"S-Shelby? Where are we?" Becca grumbled, sitting up and holding her head. "Damn it…My head hurts."

That's when they heard footsteps. Two sets of footsteps! And they were growing closer! The friends suddenly jumped up and faced back-to-back as they looked all around for whoever was approaching them. Then….It was clear.

"Oh…my…God!!" Shelby gasped, now staring straight into the bloodied face of the great vampire, Alucard.

"Jesus Christ!! This can't be real!!" Becca squeaked, staring wide-eyed at the frowning Anderson standing only a few feet away.

"What the hell is this?!?!" the two girls both yelled simultaneously.

"I think a better question is…Who the hell are you?" Alucard suddenly interrupted their exclamations of shock and confusion.

"Al?!" Shelby gasped.

"And Andy?!" Becca chimed in, the two girls now exchanging expressions of disbelief.

"Al?" Alucard repeated, raising an eyebrow.

"Andy?" Anderson growled, crossing his arms. How he hated being called that.

"I'll ask you two again. Who are you? And where did you come from?" Alucard asked in a demanding voice. Shelby could tell he was growing extremely annoyed. That's when she heard Becca whisper shakily,

"Shelby….Al freaks me the crap out! Please tell me we're dreaming!" She then commenced to pinch herself. It hurt. "Crap! We're not dreaming!"

Obviously, Alucard was tired of their unresponsiveness. "I tried asking nicely…." he growled, commencing to hit them both hard on the head, instantly knocking them out. "Well, Anderson, shall we continue this later?"

"Heh. So be it, yeh bloody monster," the Paladin growled, taking out a Bible and disappearing in a whirlwind of pages.

"Police Girl!" the vampire called out. He heard swift footsteps approaching within a matter of seconds.

"Yes, my Master!" But before Alucard could issue his order, a familiar presence down the hallway caused a sly smirk to cross his face.

"What brings you here, my Master?"

"Where's the Paladin, Alucard?" Sir Integra questioned in a stern voice.

"Gone. You arrived a few minutes too late." It was then that Integra saw the two unconscious girls lying at their feet. Integra raised an eyebrow at the sight.

"And who are they?"

"They wouldn't answer me. They appeared seemingly out of thin air right in the midst of the battle."

"Was it necessary to knock them out, you fool?" Integra growled but didn't wait for an answer. "We'll take them back to headquarters and figure this whole situation out." -Chapter 1 end-

((Well, this is just a fun little story. It's meant to have humorous moments, but I'll write a few serious, ZOMG moment, I guess.))