Fullmetal and the gang at Alton Towers
Dear Lauren
You may have briefly heard about the chaos that happened at Alton Towers when I went there but let point out it there fault not mine. I shall start from the beginning. It happened a year after the promised day. I set aside day to go to Alton Towers a theme park in Britain. But I told the wrong person and soon every person wanted to go. So I spent entire day at Alton Towers with Edward Elric, Alphonse Elric, Roy Mustang, Jean Havoc and Riza Hawkeye. While Alphonse and Riza were nice the other three were annoying as fuck. Edward would rant and rave and attack if someone said he was too small for a ride (usually as a joke). Roy would talk about how he was the best at everything even through after Nemesis, Air and Rita he was as white as a sheet. But Jean just acted like himself which thousands of cigarettes being smoked which you can't unless you're in the smoking area (seriously he's going to get lung cancer someday) also when pointed a gun to get on ride's because people with spinal injuries should not go on rollercoaster's.
But other people had problem to which caused the chaos. Kain Fuerys fell off on one of the rides, Major General Armstrong just barged through to the front of the line and Major Armstrong would just rip his shirt for no apparent reason. But the trouble really began when the British Police came to arrest Fhruer Grumman for sexual perversions (basically he kept slapping pretty women's butts). Cue epic fight scenes between Amestrian Military and British police ... that brought in Riot Police... who brought in the British Army... who brought the SAS and Royal Marines. Four hours later the Amestrian Military was driven out a Tear gas drenched, destroyed Alton Towers. Anyone who didn't fight was allowed to go through they were questioned by police. The police were quite nice through the Tea was a little milky. After questioning they sent me back Amestrais. Oddly at a the trial for people who fought the police (Major General Armstrong and Roy Mustang amongst them) were told that they can't charge fictional characters without the authors consent. So sent they sent all the way from Japan a manga artist called Hiromu Arakawa who drew herself as cow in her manga. So long story short they all exiled from Britain. Anyway I thought if you like Arthur Wellington told me about lovely hotel/restaurant that he went to in Aerguo. What's the worst that could happen?
Love John
I do not own copy right for Fullmetal Alchemist and think Hiromu Arakawa is very talented manga artist.