"Welcome to Survivor: Anime Island, sponsored by Kaiba Corporation, remember if it's not Kaiba, it doesn't have a big picture of a dragon on it. I am your host Naraku. Let's see who will be our contestants. Now with our challengers is my co-host Kurama. "
"Thank you Naraku, I am here to introduce our contestants," Kurama stated. "First up is Miss Riza Hawkeye." He gestured to a blonde woman holding a gun. "Over there, hailing from Konoha are Naruto Uzumaki, Itachi Uchiha, Sauske Uchiha, Tsunade, Orochimaru and Jairyia." The red haired demon gestured to a group of people wearing strange headbands. "Next we have Hamtaro and the saving grace of the Tokyo police force, Jimmy Kudo." He pointed to a hamster and the most normal looking kid in the bunch. "Then we have Sango and Miroku." he pointed to a woman holding a huge boomerang and a monk that was eyeing all the women. "Over here are Ryou Bakura and Sesshomaru. And last but most certainly not least we have Monkey D. Luffy, Launch and Faye Valentine." He pointed to a boy wearing a straw hat and two women with oddly colored hair.
"Ooooo a rat can we eat it?" Luffy asked.
"Aw no you don't! No one's eating that thing before me! Believe it! I bet it tastes like ramen." Naruto chuckled, and began chasing Hamtaro.
"Looks like we have quite a motley crew here already, back to you Naraku." Kurama sent off.
"Right, and remember the rules of our game, every once in a while we will vote someone off until only one remains. We add in some challenges just to fuck with them." Naraku laughed evilly. "The natives of this island will help out with something during our game.The winner of our little contest gets any wish of his or her choosing. Let's check back in with Kurama at the camp."
Kurama was watching as Naruto and Luffy continued to chase around a crying Hamtaro. "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!" Luffy screamed holding out his arms.
The monk who had been eyeing the ladies before ran over to Tsunade. "Excuse me miss, will you bear my children?" Miroku asked and felt Tsunade's butt before waiting for an answer.
---112 bruises, four gunshots, a slight concussion and a boomerang to the head later…----
"Itachi! What are you doing here?" Sauske yelled as he pointed at the older Uchiha.
"I want that wish. Maybe I should wish for a less cowardly younger brother." Itachi sighed. Sesshomaru chuckled as he heard that. Sauske took a different humor in that and tackled Itachi.
Meanwhile, Luffy had given up on chasing Hamtaro and started poking the mysterious charm around Bakura's neck. "Stop that or you will suffer in an infinite shadowy abyss." Bakura mumbled.
Sango was dragging an unconscious Miroku to his hut and was interrupted by Jairyia. "Why hello ma'am would you like to give me some inspiration for my job?"
"Depends, what do you do?" Sango grunted as she pulled Miroku further.
"Oh, I'm a novelist. I write books, and I think I could find a place in one of my books for you."
"We've only been here for an hour or two and things are already getting weird." Kurama sighed as he watched Jairyia go flying after being hit by Tsunade. "I can't wait to see what else is in store."
Alright, my first chapter done, let me know if you like it or have any ideas.