My Genius Valentine
Sung by John to the tune of "My Funny Valentine."
My genius Valentine
Detective Valentine
You make me giggle in the hall
I haven't got a clue
Just what to make of you
As we lean back against the wall
With your figure, tall and lean
And your lips, plushly obscene
Oh, how could I have foreseen
I would fall?
So don't change one bit for me
Because you fit with me
Stay, genius Valentine, stay
Each day is Valentine's Day
End Notes: Happy Valentine's Day!