Title: Drabble
Author: Jyonrai
Topic: Battle B-Daman
Characters: Too many to state
Mood: Random
Word Count: …who knows?
Rating: K+
Copyright: Drabble ©2007, and the plot contained here in the copyright of Jyonrai (author, publisher), Kaoru, Kaeru, Enjyu, and more people… – All Rights Reserved.
Disclaimer: I do not own Battle B-Daman, although it is and always will be my ultimate fandom. :D
Author's Notes: Ummm…hi. My friends and I made this because we were bored and high. I hope you enjoy, though. Well…umm…here you go.

Hajime: Tsubakara-san?
Tsubame: Yes?
Hajime: Who's Jou?
Tsubame: Uhh...shifty eyes A dead person. (man)
Hajime: sigh I know that Tsubakara-san, but really. Who is Jou Tetsunosuke?
Tsubame: flinches He...was a friend. A really close friend. (my lover)
Hajime: suspicious Then you probably know him well.
Tsubame: ... nod (Of course. I loved him...)
Hajime: Tell me...was he my father?
Tsubame: blinkblinkjawdrop
Hajime: Helloo...earth to Tsubakara-san?
Tsubame: I- I- I- I! He's not your father!!!
Hajime: Sure, he isn't...
Tsubame: I'm serious! (No, I'm not!)
Hajime: But he suspiciously looks like me and I thought...
Tsubame: gasp I guess I have to tell you the horrible truth. You don't have a mother or father because you are...AN ALIEN!?! Maybe...
Hajime: gasp I should have known!
Tsubame: Yes, you should have...
Hajime: ...
Tsubame: ...erm...
Hajime: ...
Tsubame: What?

"...Tsubakara-san?" Hajime glowered, rasining an eyebrow at the elder boy.

"WHAT!"

"You know that I know that you know that I know you're lying, right?" the boy asked, folding his arms in front of him.

"Uh...so?" Tsubame answered weakly.

"Tsubakara-san, you do know that I know where you keep your teddy bears and your...questionable...clothes, right?" the boy smirked.

"THOSE WERE PRESENTS FROM MY MUM!" the taller boy burst out. "I SWEAR!"

Hajime smirked. "Sure, they were...Anyway, we're going off-topic...Who is Jou Tetsunosuke?"

"Uhh...He's...Well, he's Jou Tetsunosuke," Tsubame coughed.

And then a guy named Fred and his lover, Bob, threw a pimple at the Hajime dude!

Hajime wiped off the pimple pie (?). "Please be more...umm, specific?"

"Uhh..." Tsubame muttered, wrinkling his nose. "He was...tall and uh...he had...blue hair?"

"Yes, and?"

"He...uh...was a ninja and liked uh...being a ninja?"

The ninja ate pie and looked like Britney Spears. He was gay...I think.

Tsubame continued after a short pause. "No one saw that."

Hajime smiled as he held an album of grade-A blackmail pictures. "So will you tell me or not?"

Tsubame began to cough violently. "I- I- I-...uh...I let the uh...next writer handle that."

Tsubame told Hajime...finally...he was now part of the "Gayhood Gayer than Gay!" community.

Tsubame sweatdropped. "Ummm...no. Gabby, could you clear this up for all of us?"

Gabby shook her head. "Infer-no man!" she replied.

Tsubame then turned to look at the next writer. "Uh...Bianca?"

The fairies killed themselves because Gabby went down...to Ecuador.

"Darnit Bianca!" Gabby growled, shoving this notebook in Janina's hands.

Janina sweatdropped. "Just let me do it. He was an 18-year-old ninja who came from Tsubakara City. He was cool and...he was Tsubame's best friend."

"Oooh!" Hajime said. "Really? he asked turning to Tsubame.

"...Yeah." he answered. "I think." (What do I mean, "I think." Of course he was!)

He ate chicken and killed himself. That's why we're gonna make a new story about a duck named Bobo.

Janina raised her hand in protest. "NOOO! This is MY story...well, it's actually Casey's."

"Yeah!" Gabby agreed.

Janina and Gabby died permanently after this sentence and came back to life because students can't go dying in the middle of Filipino class.

"OK, where were we?" Gabby asked, turning back to Janina for answers.

Janina sighed. "We were talking about the late Jou."

"Right!" Hajime agreed. "Then, anyway...I would like an answer now, Tsubakara-kun," he smiled, wiggling the album in the older boy's direction.

Tsubame groaned. "Give us some adjectives, Gabby."

"Uhh...right! He also starred in one imagination clip directed and produced by...MOA!" she smiled proudly.

The two boys sweatdropped. "Those were not adjectives, Gabby..." Tsubame muttered.

The other boy, however, began jumping up and down. "Really? Which one? Tell me! Tell me! Tell me!"

"Uh...Terria Ferria in Mermadia. If I remember correctly..."

"Oh yeah!" Tsubame agreed. "I was in that one too!"

"HEY!" Janina interrupted. "You're taking too long!" she complained.

"Meow," Casey suddenly piped up. "I'm joining! Meow!"

Janina was so pissed that she shot Casey with a banana. "You traitor!"

Suddenly, Joanne burst into the room. She took a few seconds that survery the room, (Casey and Janina in a dust ball fight, Gabby eating the bananas, the remaints of the pimple pie on the wall and on the clothes of the two boys, the two boys in a room with girls) then she blew her top.

Well, they look like girls anyway...

"EEP!" they all squeaked and cowered in the corner of the room from EVIL! JOANNE.

Then, Jewels came along and hugged Hajime.

Hajime tried to pry himself off the girl's death grip, but failed miserably.

"Can't...breathe..." he managed to choke out.

"I luff you, Jou!" she purred.

"Oh my gosh! Did she just call me Jou?!?"

"Grr..." Casey growled. "Jou is taken, you censored!" A painful kick was given to Jewels. Meanwhile, Casey waved the "JouxTsubame Yaoi Love" flag. ()

Janina just sighed as she helped Jewels up. Casey was DEFINITELY going to be imprisoned for child abuse.

Hajime stared at Jewels, to Casey, to Tsubakara-san and the "JxT" flag lying dejectedly on the floor as Janina scolded Casey, tugging at her ear.

Hajime sighed as he picked up the flowers.

"Janina's lines sometimes use the word sigh," Casey mused.

"CASEY!" Janina screamed. "Are you even listening?"

Janina kicked Casey painfully at her...I dunno. She just kicked her.

While Casey writhed in agony on the floor, muttering curses not suitable to mention here, Hajime asked Tsubame a very, VERY questionable question. "Were you and Jou Tetsunosuke lovers?"

Crickets sounds filled the room.

Tsubame simply fainted. Casey waved the victory flag.

Janina's eye twitched in irritation as she hit the yaoi fangirl at the back of the neck, effectively knocking her out.

(Janina: I don't want to knock you out, Casey...

Casey: Okay, erase the KO part.)

Janina's eye twitched in irritation as she flung Jou and Tsubame dolls out the room. Casey ran after them like a dog playing fetch.

Hajime just smiled weakly, grasping the flowers tighter. "I'll just be leaving now," he said as he walked away.

Jewels whispered to Joanne. "That kid's so emo."

"But he is your son after all..."